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Update & A Card for Princess

Okay okay!
I’m late in posting up my Project 365 pictures so I’m going to backdate a bit.
Project 365: Day 37, 24th March 2009
Jun King from NewEra came over to our office a few days ago bearing gifts. Knowing that I love my XBOX games… he brought me Prince of Persia.
I love Jun King!
The next day, I had dinner with one of Malaysia’s Top 20 Bloggers Desmondkiu. Caught this funny picture of him stretching.
Project 365: Day 38, 25th March 2009
Yesterday on the other hand I went with the Nuffies for lunch at Pavilion. We took a monorail and walked there from our office. Right after lunch when we were just about to leave it started raining cats and dogs so all of us were stuck in Pavilion for a few hours.
Project 365: Day 39, 26th March 2009
The rain was too heavy to run, and no cabs wanted to take us back.
The Nuffnang office was left unmanned for a few hours. Fortunately we had our Blackberrys and iPhones. So in the interest of killing time we went to the bookstore to read some books and possibly buy some.
I saw  a greeting card section so I thought of buying Princess a card. I spent some time browsing all the cards when I came across a card that had words on it that I thought really described the way I feel about Princess.
Now I normally don’t buy these type of cards because I always preferred to write my own words but this particular card described my feelings so well I had to buy it. I bought it then wrote this on the inside of the card for Princess with my toddler handwriting.

I then put it in the envelope and slipped it into one of Princess’ bags that I had with me at the time. 
The words that I was referring to on the front of the card were this…
Project 365: Day 40, 27th March 2009

The card read:

Are there other couples like us? 
In some city a thousand miles away
are there two best friends
who happen to be in love?

My mind wanders to that question now and then,
but never far enough 
to ever believe
that someone like you
could be found
anywhere else in the world…

Because I know
there’s only one person
who’s so much fun,
so easy to love,
and so completely amazing…
And when you open it… it ends with …

Update & A Card for Princess

Okay okay!
I’m late in posting up my Project 365 pictures so I’m going to backdate a bit.
Project 365: Day 37, 24th March 2009
Jun King from NewEra came over to our office a few days ago bearing gifts. Knowing that I love my XBOX games… he brought me Prince of Persia.
I love Jun King!
The next day, I had dinner with one of Malaysia’s Top 20 Bloggers Desmondkiu. Caught this funny picture of him stretching.
Project 365: Day 38, 25th March 2009
Yesterday on the other hand I went with the Nuffies for lunch at Pavilion. We took a monorail and walked there from our office. Right after lunch when we were just about to leave it started raining cats and dogs so all of us were stuck in Pavilion for a few hours.
Project 365: Day 39, 26th March 2009
The rain was too heavy to run, and no cabs wanted to take us back.
The Nuffnang office was left unmanned for a few hours. Fortunately we had our Blackberrys and iPhones. So in the interest of killing time we went to the bookstore to read some books and possibly buy some.
I saw  a greeting card section so I thought of buying Princess a card. I spent some time browsing all the cards when I came across a card that had words on it that I thought really described the way I feel about Princess.
Now I normally don’t buy these type of cards because I always preferred to write my own words but this particular card described my feelings so well I had to buy it. I bought it then wrote this on the inside of the card for Princess with my toddler handwriting.

I then put it in the envelope and slipped it into one of Princess’ bags that I had with me at the time. 
The words that I was referring to on the front of the card were this…
Project 365: Day 40, 27th March 2009

The card read:

Are there other couples like us? 
In some city a thousand miles away
are there two best friends
who happen to be in love?

My mind wanders to that question now and then,
but never far enough 
to ever believe
that someone like you
could be found
anywhere else in the world…

Because I know
there’s only one person
who’s so much fun,
so easy to love,
and so completely amazing…
And when you open it… it ends with …

Nuffnang Music Bash ’09

It’s finally here!!!

The first major Nuffnang party in Malaysia for 2009!

After months and months of my fellow Nuffies and Mehlin and gang working their butts off, we’re finally pulling together the first major Nuffnang event of the year. 

The magic date and time is the 4th of April 2009 at 6pm till 10pm. And the magic place is…. Maison at Jalan Yap Ah Shak. Just nearby the Nuffnang KL Office.

This time we’re once again collaborating with Maxis Broadband but instead of the animal-themed party we did last year, 


this year it’s going to be the first of the Nuffnang Music Bash ’09!

So instead of animal costumes, this time we’re all supposed to go looking all glamour dressed looking like we’re music celebrities like Justin Timberlake, or Bob Marley or … whatever genre you’re into. The good thing about partnering with Maxis Broadband for our events though is that they’re always kind enough to supply us with laptops hooked to the internet with Maxis Broadband to allow anyone to Live Blog at the event.

As usual we’ll be giving away best-dressed prizes and a Nokia XpressMusic 5800 for the Most Creative entry written to gain an entry to the event. We’re also giving away a Canon Digital Ixus 870 IS for the best live blog.

Unlike a lot of the events we had in the past, the Nuffnang Music Bash ’09 is going to have a very celebrity kind of feel to it. Something that has quite a bit of glamour into it.


Among some other things to look forward to at the event:

1) There’s going to be a bloggers’ band performance that means we actually got some Nuffnangers to actually perform as a band on stage! 

2) We’ve even forced some of the Nuffies to do a dance on stage. They’re doing Jai Ho from Slumdog Millionaire.



HAHAHA it’s going to be so funny. I forced them all to show me a rehearsal today.


Project 365: Day 36, 23rd March 2009

HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Come to see the actual dance.

Shy Carol tried to hide herself from the video behind Andrea towards the end of the video but that just made matters worse for herself. Yes the rest of us Nuffies will be cheering from the crowd.

WOOO!!!

3) I’m going to be performing Justin Timberlake’s “Like I Love You” on stage. HAHAHA no I’m just kidding. Not happening at all.

I can’t decide what to wear for the event. I thought for a while about being lazy and going dressed as a Korean Pop Star as I did in the VPost party.  

But oh well I decided not to be lazy so I’ve narrowed it down to possibly go as one of my favourite groups.

I’m going to go as one of them from Coldplay. 


I love Coldplay!

Started loving them since I started studying at University College London where they came from too. Heck just about every UCL student I know loves Coldplay! 

I’m not sure how I should really dress to look like Coldplay though. Maybe I’ll go as the dude on the right: Put on a t-shirt, sweater, jeans and sneakers then walk around all night with my hands in my pocket with an angry face like that

HAHAHA that sounds pretty funny actually.

OKAY OKAY ON !

I’m going to go like that! And I’ll keep an angry face all night to keep in character.

And if I can find enough money I’ll hire a few promoter girls to stand outside the club before I go in. Then once I step down from my car I’ll get them all to scream
“I LOVE YOU COLDPLAY!!!”

And I’ll get them all to throw their panties at me.

Talk about feeling like a ROCKSTAR!!!

For those of you who’re going! See you guys there!

Visiting the GAB Tavern

If you drive down the Federal Highway from Subang to KL and back often enough you’ll notice a big compound with a few buildings. On top of one of the main buildings is a big red sign board that says “GAB” which stands for Guinness Anchor Berhad.


Guinness Anchor Berhad is the company that houses a lot of good booze brands under it. Heineken, Tiger, Guinness and Anchor to name a few. That big compound is also the brewery where they make all their beer and somewhere in that compound is “The Tavern”.


A pub for everyone who works at GAB to get free flow beer every day!


Not too long ago, Heineken invited a number of Nuffnang bloggers to the Tavern for the first time to have dinner and drinks with their staff. When I say “drinks”, I mean nothing less than the freshest beer in the country. The beer at the Tavern comes fresh out of the brewery that makes it housed in the same compound!


We learned a whole lot about beer. Let me give you an example.


Now you guys would think that a bartender’s job is easy right? I mean just get a beer mug and pour beer from the tap. Well… not really… if you want to do it right.


When you pour beer from the tap you have to pour from a 45 degree angle in the beginning and then slowly straighten your mug as it fills up. This is to make sure that the foam at the end just reaches the top by the time you’re done.


If the mug is not full or overflows after the foam settles then you’ve basically failed your bartending test.


We all took turns to try and some of us like Huai Bin here even found it hard enough to get beer into the mug. He eventually ended up filling half the mug with just foam so much that it looks more like a cappuccino than beer to me.


LOOK AT THAT!



Kenny on the other hand was the champion that night. He invented the art of filling up a mug with 20% beer and 80% foam!

How he developed that skill… I have no clue.


Ironically the girls there that night did a far better job pouring beer than the guys.


Cynthia did a great job. It wasn’t a “perfect pour” but it was far better than the effort of all of us guys combined.



Princess too did a better job despite having to reach higher for the lever and despite us depriving her of a stool she badly needed.

Cindy from Malaysian Dreamgirls was the only one who managed to get the “perfect pour” right out of all of us but I didn’t manage to get a picture of her doing that. I was too busy quietly chanting and hoping that she messes up so she doesn’t make all of us look bad.

After KY and the rest of the guys had their turn on the beer tap it was my turn, a chance to redeem the pride of us men there that night.

I failed terribly. 

I flooded my mug with so much foam it looked like an exploding volcano. At the fear of wasting beer in front of all the kind GAB people there that night I attempted to suck up all the overflowing foam but again failed miserably. 

So we got fed up of trying and decided to just do what we bloggers do best. Camwhore!


If I poured beer for all of you whenever you ordered it, it would only be half full. We spent the rest of the night drinking free flow Heineken and ended up chatting with the Heineken team who invited us: Jasmine and Iryne. 


They showed us some cool things that Heineken was doing online like this new online multiplayer game they had on their website.


Last year Heineken had a big public screening of the UEFA Champions League in South Africa. This year’s screening though is going to be in Thailand so the online game is a massive virtual raft race from South Africa to Thailand.


You can join fleets and compete with people from all around the world and the winner will win a free trip to Thailand to watch the UEFA Champions League finals at an event there. Heineken parties are just the best, I’ve been to so many even back in KL and they never disappoint. 


You get to customize your raft too. Mine had a nice deck chair for me to chill on while I “float” away to Thailand.

Anyway we ended the night all a little high from the booze but happy. 


Heineken parties just never disappoint. The next one in KL is going to be on the 25th of April at the Hap Seng Star Mercedes-Benz Auto Haus on Jalan Sultan Ismail. They’re bringing in an international alternative rock/hip hop group called The Bumblebeez but here’s the best part: They’re going to be setting up huge projectors to project mock Roman architecture, making the entire place look like Rome from the inside. SERIOUSLY!


If you wanna know more about some Heineken events coming up, click here.


As I lay in bed that night I kept trying to figure out what it was I found so difficult about pouring beer from a tap into my mug. Seriously!


One day… one day I shall master the art of pouring beer… 

one day…


Buying Mum a Birthday Present

I was at Damansara Idaman today, this new gated community near Tropicana. Living in a gated community like that is like the “Malaysian Dream”. 
One day I hope that after all my many many years of working and saving some money I may be able to afford a house in an estate like that where houses have no gates and children can cycle around the area without fear of getting kidnapped. 

Project 365: Day 35, 22nd March 2009
That’s the kind of place I would really love to settle down with my family some day but it would also probably take me a lifetime to save enough money to live there.
A lifetime! Let me illustrate how long a lifetime is
For me that’s like looking at excel spreadsheets another 3,382,192 more times in my life

For a postman it would be delivering another 10,381,201 letters in his life.

For a doctor it would be seeing another 5,219,219 patients in her life.

and for a prostitute it would probably mean shagging another 2,182,382 men in her life.
Heck I feel like I’ve already been spending too much money lately. Just recently I splurged on my mum’s birthday present: My mum’s birthday is in the next few days and I was saving some money to buy her something nice.
So just a few days ago I went to Midvalley to shop for her present. When I reached there I got a phone call I had to take so I parked my car in the lot and then stayed in the car for like 10 minutes to finish my conversation.
While on the phone I saw a woman illegally park her Waja right by the wall in front of me. I didn’t really understand why though, since there was so much parking everywhere else but I think she was just too lazy to walk.
The woman driving the Waja trotted away and 5 minutes passed when I saw a group of guys that looked like they just came from the gym. They all got into the Honda City right next to me and started trying to reverse out. Now because the Waja was in the way, they found it extremely hard to get out of their lot and eventually… the rear of the Honda City bumped into the side of the Waja.
I don’t know if the guys didn’t realize it or not but they just sped off, probably thinking to themselves that it served that Waja right for parking there. After I finished my phone call I got out of the car and took a picture of the dent to show you guys. See how thoughtful I am ? 🙂
Moral of the story everyone, don’t park illegally. If you make it hard for someone to get out of his/her parking lot chances are your car will get hit and you’ll have no one else but yourself to blame.
Heck if you did that to me and I drove a hummer (or a tank) I would intentionally drive your car so far into the wall you would think that the wall ate cars.
Anyway my whole purpose of visiting Midvalley was to go to the Sony Store.
Now I’ve been thinking about what to buy my mum for the longest time and I decided that I was going to buy her a laptop to replace her old IBM laptop she had from years before. Credit to IBM for making laptops that last that many years but her laptop was so damn old I could’ve sworn that it was probably the same model that King Arthur used to send out e-mail meeting invites to his Round Table Knights.
To add to the story, two years ago my mum bought me my very first MacBook that I eventually used to do all the early Nuffnang work and to start off Nuffnang.
So I decided that to at least attempt to repay her, I should buy her a laptop. Not any laptop at that, but a Sony Vaio. 
Why? Because I think it’s pretty cool and it was one of those laptops that I wish I had (before I discovered the MacBook) but could never really afford.
While getting the laptop set up I started a conversation with the salesgirl there and asked her how many of these she sells a day.

She said just that day alone, she had sold 4 before mine.
This is the cue for everyone to say
“Recession? What recession?”
I just got off the phone with my mum an hour ago and told her that I bought her this present. She scolded me. 
“Why you spend money like that? Times are bad you know!”.
For that reason my mum is really one of the best mums you can find out there. I mean she always tells us never to buy her anything because she would rather we save all that money for our future to buy a home or something. 
I guess I should be doing more saving so that I could perhaps buy a home like one of the ones at the beginning of this entry.
But oh well, birthdays come only once a year and I think my mum deserves it.
Happy Birthday Mum!

Project 365: Day 34, 21st March 2009

Last week it was eyelash extensions, this week I followed Princess and waited for her to get her manicure done.
In return…. 

She’s going to be watching me play XBOX again tomorrow afternoon.

Ahh it’s going to be a good day tomorrow.

Project 365: Day 33, 20th March 2009

Went for lunch with the Nuffies today. While walking out of the office to lunch I caught a picture of Yee Hou doing something that I bet everyone reading this blog can’t do.

Walking, SMSing and sleeping all at the same time.

If I Had Never Left London

Slightly less than 3 years ago, I graduated from University College London. It was a time of celebration! I was done with my Economics course that had me see the most math I had ever seen before in my life.
Seriously… I did so much math at university I graduated only to learn one thing: that is Mathematicians can come up with formulas to represent ANYTHING IN LIFE.
English —->  “I am a pothole”
Math —-> ϕ[ X , Y ] = [ϕ( X ), ϕ(Y )]”
English —-> ” I stood up to pee in the wind”
Math —-> A = A0 A1 ⊇ · · · ⊇ An ⊇ · · ·”
English —> “I like peeing in the wind but I find it very inconvenient when my pee flies back at me so since then I have stopped peeing in the wind and started shitting in the wind instead. Shit’s heavier”
Math —-> “Ro ∼= 

If I Had Never Left London

Slightly less than 3 years ago, I graduated from University College London. It was a time of celebration! I was done with my Economics course that had me see the most math I had ever seen before in my life.
Seriously… I did so much math at university I graduated only to learn one thing: that is Mathematicians can come up with formulas to represent ANYTHING IN LIFE.
English —->  “I am a pothole”
Math —-> ϕ[ X , Y ] = [ϕ( X ), ϕ(Y )]”
English —-> ” I stood up to pee in the wind”
Math —-> A = A0 A1 ⊇ · · · ⊇ An ⊇ · · ·”
English —> “I like peeing in the wind but I find it very inconvenient when my pee flies back at me so since then I have stopped peeing in the wind and started shitting in the wind instead. Shit’s heavier”
Math —-> “Ro ∼= 

If I Had Never Left London

Slightly less than 3 years ago, I graduated from University College London. It was a time of celebration! I was done with my Economics course that had me see the most math I had ever seen before in my life.
Seriously… I did so much math at university I graduated only to learn one thing: that is Mathematicians can come up with formulas to represent ANYTHING IN LIFE.
English —->  “I am a pothole”
Math —-> ϕ[ X , Y ] = [ϕ( X ), ϕ(Y )]”
English —-> ” I stood up to pee in the wind”
Math —-> A = A0 A1 ⊇ · · · ⊇ An ⊇ · · ·”
English —> “I like peeing in the wind but I find it very inconvenient when my pee flies back at me so since then I have stopped peeing in the wind and started shitting in the wind instead. Shit’s heavier”
Math —-> “Ro ∼=