What does Boss Stewie do when he’s stressed?

As much as he wishes he could, he doesn’t go around buying tubs of Haagen Dazs all the time… so when he’s not doing that…

He plays HAPPY TUNES on the piano!

Don’t laugh at me! I’m not a very musically inclined person and the person you see playing the piano with me is my piano teacher!

*Just in case you guys missed it… this piece is actually a duet, that’s why you see the both of us playing the piano.

BWAHAHAH.. mark my words.. this tune is going to be playing in your head over and over again the rest of the day and even when you wake up in bed tomorrow morning!!!

I’m not sure but I know where the camera I thought I left in Singapore is…

HAHAHAHAHA I FOUND IT!!!

IT WAS RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY COMPUTER… NOT IN SINGAPORE.. HAHAHA

The idiot I am!

I just found out that I left my camera in Singapore when I was there for work a few days ago!

IN SINGAPORE!!!

NOOOOOOOO!!!!! NOOO IT’S OVER!!!

If you’re asking why it’s over then perhaps you don’t understand how Boss Stewie blogs.

Boss Stewie can’t write well to save his life.

He cheats! He cheats by taking lots and lots of pictures and throwing them all around to confuse his readers so that before you know it, you’ll be thinking..

“Oooh… Boss Stewie is quite a good blogger after all”.

BUT NOW I CAN’T TAKE ANYMORE PICTURES TO CHEAT WITH NOW!!!

JUST LIKE A COW WITHOUT NIPPLES!!!!

AUUUUUUUGGHHHH

YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS?!?!? JUST LIKE THIS ALL TEXT POST THAT YOU DON’T WANNA BE READING!!!

AUUUGHHH!!!!!

Not long ago on an island far far away…. Stewie was stressed.

So Stewie went to release stress

And he decided to release more stress.

So he bought himself some vitamins.

And chucked it into his baby car.Only to drive home with a smile on his face.
And flip it open when he got back.

And Stewie was happy again.Stewie *heart* his Precious

Stewie is a happy Stewie.

DON’T ANYONE DARE CALL ME FAT!!!

Last weekend I was in Gurney Plaza again for my weekly posing session at Coffee Bean.

Now shopping malls in KL normally have some events going on during the weekends, sponsored by different companies and Gurney Plaza is no different.

Yes! We have them in Penang too! Contrary to public belief, we aren’t so ulu after all!

Last weekend’s event was some Wedding Studio day planned for the to-be husbands and wives… and also planned to remind single people that they are single and that they’ll die alone on their deathbeds if they don’t quickly find someone to marry.

That’s right… we single people love to be reminded how we lack that other half don’t we? Oooh we love it… it’s soo stimulating when someone asks me
“So… no girlfriend yet ar?”

Almost like a natural high.

The same kind of high when I see booths from all sorts of Wedding Studios all over Penang, encouraging people to get married!

Then… there are the “HAPPY PEOPLE”.
LOOK AT THEM!!!

Smiling away making plans with the Sales Executive of a Marriage Studio… enjoying the thrill of answering questions like
“So… how did you both meet? How long have you been together? How did you propose?”

And listening to the typical answer of the 3rd question.
“Awwwww… SOOOO SWEEETT!!!!”

Next there are those that don’t quite like the 1-1 approach in deciding what kind of photos they want so they go along with another couple for a foursome.
And those who look too young to get married but just think it’s fun pretending to be like a to-be married couple.

ALL THESE “HAPPY PEOPLE”.

I left Gurney Plaza a very very sad man.

Here’s something that might surprise many of you: Believe it or not… I actually do want to get married quick because I love babies!

All I need is to earn some $ to support my family but heck even my dad who’s longing for a grandchild once said to me
“Son… I don’t mind you get married right now.. I don’t even mind if it’s a shotgun marriage… all I want is another grandchild!”

My mum on the other hand is a little more conservative
“Don’t you dare shame the family!!! Make sure you wear “raincoat” or I will disown you”.

Should I listen to my father or my mother?

Last weekend I was in Gurney Plaza again for my weekly posing session at Coffee Bean.

Now shopping malls in KL normally have some events going on during the weekends, sponsored by different companies and Gurney Plaza is no different.

Yes! We have them in Penang too! Contrary to public belief, we aren’t so ulu after all!

Last weekend’s event was some Wedding Studio day planned for the to-be husbands and wives… and also planned to remind single people that they are single and that they’ll die alone on their deathbeds if they don’t quickly find someone to marry.

That’s right… we single people love to be reminded how we lack that other half don’t we? Oooh we love it… it’s soo stimulating when someone asks me
“So… no girlfriend yet ar?”

Almost like a natural high.

The same kind of high when I see booths from all sorts of Wedding Studios all over Penang, encouraging people to get married!

Then… there are the “HAPPY PEOPLE”.
LOOK AT THEM!!!

Smiling away making plans with the Sales Executive of a Marriage Studio… enjoying the thrill of answering questions like
“So… how did you both meet? How long have you been together? How did you propose?”

And listening to the typical answer of the 3rd question.
“Awwwww… SOOOO SWEEETT!!!!”

Next there are those that don’t quite like the 1-1 approach in deciding what kind of photos they want so they go along with another couple for a foursome.
And those who look too young to get married but just think it’s fun pretending to be like a to-be married couple.

ALL THESE “HAPPY PEOPLE”.

I left Gurney Plaza a very very sad man.

Here’s something that might surprise many of you: Believe it or not… I actually do want to get married quick because I love babies!

All I need is to earn some $ to support my family but heck even my dad who’s longing for a grandchild once said to me
“Son… I don’t mind you get married right now.. I don’t even mind if it’s a shotgun marriage… all I want is another grandchild!”

My mum on the other hand is a little more conservative
“Don’t you dare shame the family!!! Make sure you wear “raincoat” or I will disown you”.

Should I listen to my father or my mother?

It AMAZES me how Southpark manages to get away with jokes like this.

Check it out.

Okay… now after watching the video… be honest and tell me…

HOW MANY OF YOU MADE THE SAME MISTAKE?!

This episode even made it on to CNN.

A friend of one of my readers Daphne recently e-mailed me to spread the word about a play she’s doing, asking if I could help her spread the word and the answer I gave her was… SURE.

She was quick to ask if she had to pay me for it… but nahhh… if there’s anything I could do to help any of my readers (or friends of my readers) I’d be more than happy to do it for free as long as its still under control.

Anyway, here’s information of the play.

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The Oral Stage enters its fourth season with an all-new line-up of original shorts and monologues, a contemporary take on the timeless issues of identity, gender, relationships, meaning and purpose.

Screwed reinforces the fact that being human is nothing short of being screwed, after all. This season’s ensemble stars Waimin Lee, Emily Yoon, Doreen Loo, Gary Ooi, Branavan Aruljothi, Christine Ellis, Prakash Gopalakrishnan, Lam Wai Yee, Zalikha Harun, Erin Victor, Nick Davis, Rachel Lai MS and Elza Irdalynna.
Directed by Kelvin Wong and produced by Christine Ellis. Pieces written by Joyce Hooi, Gary Ooi, Davina Goh, Priya K., Gavin Yap, Patricia Low, Doreen Loo, Kelvin Wong and Rauf Fadzilla. Supported by The Dram Projects, KLPac and The Actors Studio.

After a successful weekend in KLPAC, Screwed will be staged in Penang!

May 4th 2007 @ 8.30 pm May 5th 2007 @ 3.00 pm & 8.30 pm May 6th 2007 @ 3.00 pm

The Actors Studio Greenhall, Penang
Ground Floor, Zhong Zheng School Memorial Centre 32,
Lebuh Light, 10200 Penang

Tickets @ TAS Greenhall, Penang RM25 (Adults) RM15 (Students, senior citizens & the disabled) Ticket Contact
TAS Greenhall @ 04-2635400

When I was in Primary School, I was a cub scout…. and a DAMN PROUD ONE AT IT TOO.

Being a cub scout is the most innocent fun you can ever have in your life.

All that fun ends when you become a scout in Secondary School because if you’re not too busy marching in the hot sun, you’re chasing girl guides at every Scout Gathering you attend.

But being a cub scout… all you know is… make yourself a nice log book, colour it nice nice with colour pencils… and earn your badges.

I actually went quite far as a cub scout… far enough to get one of those things you sling around your arm… called a Rambu or something.

AND BEHOLD… FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER.. I AM REVEALING MY SECRET SCOUT LOG BOOK TO THE WORLD!!!

(Note: I was in Standard 3 when I did this okay so don’t be a bitch!).

If you’re wondering the cover is all about, it basically shows a scout camping by the river.

And when you open up the book and lay it upside down you will see…

JENG JENG JENG!!! THE FULL PICTURE OF THE CAMPSITE!!!
I am such a arteeest… I should’ve went to Lim Kok Wing.

Ok let’s explore the inside.

Now as a cub scout… we have to show how much we lurveee our State and Country so to prove that.. I drew our National Flag and even the Penang State Flag.

Looks very much like the actual flags huh… I know.. I’m quite a good arteestt…
Then can anyone guess what THIS IS?!?!

That my friend… is what I thought Penang Island looked like when I was a cub scout.

Not too far away from how Penang Island actually looks right?

I know… I am an ARTEEST.

As a cub scout in my school, the scout master thought it would be cool if we followed the lessons of the Jungle Book.

So part of our assignments were to draw pictures of Jungle Book Characters.

It’s not easy drawing LIVE animals… but since I was such an ARTEEST, I jumped at the challenge.

This is a picture of Bagheera, the jaguar in Jungle Book.

And of Kathi, the elephant…

Then there’s the easiest… the SNAKE!!!
This is a picture of the MONKEY in Jungle Book.
AND WHO CAN GUESS WHAT THIS IS?!?!!

That is a picture of a ___________________ (Fill in the blank).

Finally, as a scout, we must not only love our country.. but love our KING!

So part of my assignment was to draw this.

Taat Kepada Raja Dan Negara!

And to further prove my worth as a cub scout, I drew a picture of me doing THIS.
Just to be clear… that is supposed to be a picture of me doing the Scout’s Honour and NOT SHOWING SOMEONE THE MIDDLE FINGER!!!

I know… I was such a l337 Arteeeesttt..

That’s why when I told my mum that I was considering going into art college, she said
“Son.. how about you study Economics and become a businessman instead?”

Then I said
“But MUUUUUUMMMMMM……”

And she said
“SON!!! TRUST ME ON THIS… JUST DO AS I SAY AND STAY AWAY FROM ART!!!”