#299

Shorty: This Fighter now ah… doesn’t seem to want to bottle feed anymore. Only wants to breast feed.

Me: At least we know he’s straight. He likes titties.

#300

We paid a visit to Proudduck’s Cukur Jambul (which is the Malay version of Full Moon… like unveiling the baby to friends and family).

While walking to the event earlier that day…

Me: Ooh Shorty you’re dressed up so nice today huh.

Shorty: Hehehe…

Me: Did you bring the ang pow?

Shorty: Yeah it’s here….OH SHIT I FORGOT TO SEAL IT….. BLEKKkk *licking sounds*

Me: *turns to see Shorty licking the envelope to seal it*

Me: Classy Shorty… very classy.

Shorty: HEHEHE

#287

We were going out for dinner last night.

Shorty: *walks out our front door* Fats can you lock the door for me?

Me: I can… it’s whether I want to or not.

Shorty: So annoying huh? Lock the door lah!

Me: HAHAHA….

Later while walking to our car…

Me: Shorts… you have the car keys right? Can pass to me?

Shorty: I can…. it’s just whether I want to or not…

Me: So annoying!

Shorty: HAHAHA

#288

We had crab for dinner. When Shorty’s plate of crab was put in front of her she started staring at it…

Shorty: Poor crab… just minding his own business… digging in the sand and suddenly *chopping motion* PLEK!…. chopped up and now served on the dinner table.

#285

So we were talking about having a Nuffnang or ChurpChurp event where we would have a starlight cinema during Valentine’s Day.

Me: Heh cool right?

Shorty: But why would anyone do that?

Me: Well because it’s romantic…?

Shorty: No I mean it’s so hot…

Me: Well… I for one thought it was romantic and was thinking of taking you for that but I guess you and I have different ideas of what’s romantic and not.

Shorty: And there’ll be mosquitoes.

#286

Walking in Pavilion…

Me: What are you wearing? Is that a shorts or a skirt?

Shorty: Ah hah! That is the mystery!

Me: WTF?

#284

I’m on the phone with a friend asking about the cot we have for Fighter.

Me: Hold on…. Shorts!

Shorty: Ya?

Me: What is the size of Fighter’s cot ah?

Shorty: I don’t know.

Me: Can measure for me. Roughly.

Shorty: *takes footsteps around the cot* I think it’s 3 feet in width and 4 feet in length.

Me: You sure?

Shorty: *gets down on the floor and aligns herself next to the cot*

Me: What are you doing?!

Shorty: I’m measuring! Yep… I’m 4 feet 9 and the cot is a bit shorter than me so it’s about 4 feet.

Me: WTF? There are easier ways to measure things Shorty.

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Oh and in case you don’t already follow me on Instagram (@timothytiah) here are some Fighter Comics I made today 🙂

And this one which I dedicate to my Shorty.

#282

The 10th of October 2013 marks the 5th year that Shorty and I have been a couple. Actually for those of you who don’t already know, we don’t really know exactly what date it was official between us since I never asked “Will you be my girlfriend?” or anything like that. We just started… well… being a couple. Hanging out with each other all the time and there wasn’t like a set date or anything. So what we ended up doing what just picking a date that we estimate was the date we got together. And that date was the 10th of October 2008.

I was away on business on our 5th anniversary, so I sent Shorty a message that night.

#283 
On the night we were supposed to have our dinner.

Shorty: So where we going fats?

Me: Heh… it’s the place that we had our first date.

Shorty: What? Like Ferringi Garden in Penang?

Me: No… that’s not our first proper date.

Shorty: That was!

Me: No it wasn’t.

Shorty: Well okay there was McDonalds before that but you said “proper” date.

Me: Yes… it’s this place called Champ’s in BSC.

Shorty: Where’s that?

Me:  You don’t remember? Hmph…

Shorty: No I don’t remember and that’s because I’ve never been there.

Me: You have! On a date… with me.

Shorty: Are you sure you got the right girl and it wasn’t a date with one of your exes?

Me: Uhmmm… I think so.

Later that day… on the way to the dinner place.

Shorty: So are you sure you got the right girl?

Me: Well I better be… or it’s not going to end up pretty for me right?

Shorty: Yes.

At Bangsar Shopping Center

Me: Tadaaa…

Shorty: Oh I remember this place…

Me: Except that I think it’s called Monte’s now.

Shorty: Hey.. but that wasn’t our first date. I mean it was.. but we were just going out as friends then.

Me: That’s what you think…

Shorty: Ohhh.. sneaky huh this Fatty.. already had a plan to court me before eh…

Me: Yes hehehehe.

Shorty: I remember this place. We took a picture here.. and you were wearing a red shirt. And you were always bringing a camera around with you so that you can take pictures and blog about it. Enthusiastic blogger huh.. taking pictures of food and all also last time.

Me: Yes…

Shorty: Now you don’t do that anymore because we all just carry around camera phones. Ahh how technology has changed in the past 5 years…

Me: You mean… Ahh how my enthusiasm for taking food pictures have changed.

Shorty: Haha yah yah.

Me: Ok lets get a waiter to take a picture of us again now. 5 years on… at the same restaurant.

Shorty: Ok!

Me: Happy Anniversary Shorts.

Shorty: Happy Anniversary Fats.