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TO ARTHUR!!!

Last Friday I went to watch the Black Eyed Peas at their Arthur’s Day performance in Sunway Lagoon Surf Beach.
The Black Eyed Peas has gotta be one of my favourite groups of all time. You know they’re good when you’re asked to name one good song they have and you can’t help but think of too many.

There are so many! Starting from “Where is the love” to “My Humps” to “Lets Get it Started” to “Shut up” and to more recently “I gotta feeling”.
They’re just great!
Guinness gave us great tickets at the Silver Zone where we had the most important thing of the night next to the performance: FREE FLOW GUINNESS.

(Check out my t-shirt with my music Domo-Kun. I thought it suited the atmosphere 🙂 )
I don’t know what it is with my crave for Guinness these days but I tell you it’s not just me. Pierre was telling me the other day too that he’s going through a bit of a Guinness craze himself lately. I think it’s amazing how Guinness has evolved. From something I only knew my grandmother to drink to something that lots of people our generation love to drink these days.
I tried to take some pictures of the concert stage but ended up with shots like this.

Couldn’t seem to get many good pictures because it’s a little too dark and we were a little too far away but the music was great and I had a great night.
Oh and here’s another thing I managed to pull off! *yay*

I got a video of them singing “Where is the love”. This time, having learned from my David Tao experience I made sure I didn’t sing along so I didn’t DUB over Black Eyed Peas. It’s great.

Watch it towards the end and at one point you’ll see Desmond Kiu shouting
“WHERE IS MY LOVEEEEE???’
Thank you for the great tickets Guinness!
Oh and thank you for all the Guinness. It made us all happy. Look at how happy it made Kim in this photo (on the left).

It was a great night!

Malaysian Version of Hooters?

My Singaporean friend sent me this e-mail just a few days ago.

The e-mail came with an introduction which I shall quote here

What’s the story? 

This is a kopi tiam in Kuala Lumpur ~ Cawangan Bandar Perdana. 

The price of kopi, beer, teh, milo, nasi goreng, nasi lemak, nasi ulam, mie goreng, seafood tanghun, 
beef kwayteow 
double of what we are paying at other kopi-tiam. 

The catch : a bevy of really sexy, young and pretty women serve the beverages & food. 

They also talk & play cards, and watch football chanel in sport-tv with you.
 
Surprise, the kopi tiam owned by a group of women (who know how to milk the situation) 
and only employ sexy girls (remember Hooters? this one in Kuala Lumpur is WAY BETTER!).
 

The girls said, the salary is comparable with working in the office…wow…

along with the following pictures.











At the end of the e-mail she asked “Is this true?”
Well.. I’ve never heard of it and I think it’s fake judging by how airbrushed the pictures are and how the lighting is so perfect. Hardly looks candid at all.
But my fellow Malaysians let me ask you guys. Is this true?

Winds of Change

Sorry if I haven’t been able to reply comments or update lately. I’ve been sick again in the past 2 days. Food poisoning from some food that I had back in Penang. Funny thing is that my whole family who had that same dinner was totally okay. I was the only one hit by food poisoning.
There used to be a time where I seldom got food poisoning or seldom got sick. I would get sick literally about twice a year, normally not more than that. These few recent years though have been really bad for me. In 2009 so far, I think I’ve been sick some 4 times. That’s almost like once every 2 months! 
I don’t know what’s wrong with me. My body resistance seems to be a lot weaker these days than it used to be. My mum attributes it to stress though. My mum says that she can see it in me sometimes. How my mind is often very occupied by work. 
Princess sees it too. The other day we were lying around my room just talking when she turned to me and said “I miss you...”
I gave her a really confused look and at the point really started wondering that maybe men really were from Mars and women from Venus
“What do you mean? I’m here with you right now aren’t I?”
“No… you’re not. You’re physically here but I know your mind is thinking about work. Why can’t you just let it go for a while”.
I crept closer to her then and cuddled her for a while 
“Okay Okay”.
At that moment, I had defeated it. I had taken my mind off work for just a few minutes but I failed to keep that discipline any longer than that. Before I knew it I was thinking about work again. 
I don’t know how I got to be like this. When it first started off, I related it to passion. Passion about a company that I couldn’t get my mind off. Now though I think it has grown from a passion to an obsession. I try to take it easy these days. Try not to stay in the office too late but I know it doesn’t work. 
I may leave the office at 7.00PM but I never fail to bring back my work with me. Maybe that’s why I keep falling sick. Maybe it’s because my mind is never at peace. I never just really sit down and relax for a few days and not think about work. 
Not having the urge to check my e-mails or to call someone to make sure everything is ok. This is something that I think I eventually have to find in myself to get over. Ming on the other hand is good at drawing this line. He knows how to stop thinking about work when the time comes for him to relax.
I need to start to learn that too. 
I remember a time when life was a lot simpler. When I had a lot less to think about and all I had to worry about was silly coursework, 

exams at the end of the year and where we should all go for lunch next.

To think I was just a simple university student 5 years ago. 

I can’t complain about the life I have now. It turned out better than I thought it would be.
I do however reminisce on how simple life was back then… as a student.

Things I grew up with

So I’m back in my hometown Penang after a very long time. It never fails. Every time I come home I look at the things on my study table, the things in its drawers, the things that lie around my room and memories come back to me. 

All these little things are little keys to memories stored in my mind.

 So while Princess was sitting on my bed blogging away, I took some time in the afternoon and I took out a few old things in my room and started thinking how I got that and what I had went through with it.
1) This was the very same alarm clock that would wake me up for school every morning. 

When I was in primary school I had an alarm clock that beeped but I grew to love sleep even more as I grew older. So by the time I was in secondary school, I got this alarm clock that let out a very loud ringing sound. It was so loud that sometimes I get a shock and I jump out of bed right away trying to figure out what the hell just happened.
That couldn’t have been good for my young heart at the time, but it worked. By the time I realized that the loud ringing sound was coming from my alarm clock, I would be wide awake!
2) This was some handcraft that I bought from some students from a girl school in Penang. 
I can’t remember which school or who were the girls selling it but what I do remember is that it was for a charity drive.

I think I had a small crush on one of the girls who were selling it so I ended up buying one. It cost me like RM20 or something. A lot of money back then for a secondary school student.
I do think it was worth it though. I mean think of the creativity it took to make this out of matchboxes, marbles, satay sticks and other random materials you find around the house.
3) This is my Audi TT remote control car that I bought when I was 17. 
Yes I still did like playing remote control cars back then. In fact, if I had the chance to play one now I might still enjoy it. Nothing like being able to control a little toy car from a distance.

4) I don’t know about you guys but back in school, these watches were the BOMB!

The Casio calculator watches that had everything inside. You name it, world clock, calculator, scheduler, teleporter… you name it. I remember when I managed to successfully beg my Dad to buy me one in Standard 6 because most of my friends in school had it too. When I wore it to school the next day, it felt like I was in some ELITE club. I felt POWER… I felt like THE MAN, that was until G-Shock became the craze and my calculator watch started to look a little lame. Damn fast moving trends!!!
The girls didn’t pay much attention to my calculator watch or the G-Shock though. They probably thought it was an ugly watch.
And now, looking back at it… I can’t say they were wrong.
Some 13 years later I’m wearing a watch that does nothing more than tell the time. 

No.. it doesn’t even beam me up to my spaceship in orbit.
5) Since we’re talking about technology now, lets talk about my mobile phones
My parents were the kind who always wanted to know where I was. I guess knowing that I always got in trouble in school, they wanted to make sure I didn’t get myself in trouble anywhere OUTSIDE school. So the first mobile phone I used was an Ericsson phone that came out right after that famous Motorola brick phone with the flap. I remember how everyone also had to bring out like 2-3 spare batteries with the phone so that you could keep using it the whole day.
It wasn’t like “my phone” in the sense that I kept it with me all the time. It was just one of those phones that we had in the house and if I were going out alone, I was supposed to take it with me in case my parents wanted to reach me. 
So I ended up mostly with Ericsson phones until one day I started getting worried about all the talk on radiation from mobile phones causing brain tumours and all that. So I started doing some research on which phones don’t emit a lot of radiation and somehow word was that this Siemens phone had low radiation.
I eventually ended up getting one of these.

While all my other friends had the cooler phones like the Nokia “Butterfly”. Remember how cool those were back then? They were like the hottest phone around.
Many years later when I got into college though, my Godparents gave me a present. Probably the first and last time they spoilt me. (Ever since then my parents told them not to give me anything like that anymore) 
They bought me this Nokia 8310 which was at the time one of the coolest phones around.

I mean back then it was like the THE phone to have! It could just have these little ringtones, send SMS and make calls but yet it was like… one of the best phones around then. Don’t even talk about having a camera or accessing the internet, all that stuff didn’t exist commercially yet.
Fast forward today and I’m still one of those geeky guys crazy about phones. So I’m on an iPhone which can do everything my old Nokia 8310 can do but like 10,000 things more. 

How technology changes in such a short time.
The Nokia 8310 though was probably one of the most reliable phones I’ve ever had. Never failed me.

6) Okay… this is going to surprise some of you but… I actually played the Harmonica as a teenager.
Yes it’s true. I had a table tennis teacher who was taught me to play the Harmonica every week. I started off with this beginner one 
and he eventually bought me a better one.

It’s not too difficult though. But today I think I can only remember to play 1-2 songs. And they’re really old songs like Red River Valley or something.
There is one more thing that I was thinking of sharing here. Something I found in my room. The thing that inspired me to become an entrepreneur but I think I’ll write about that in the next entry. This entry is long enough.
Hope you guys are having a great holiday 🙂

Project Alpha Episode 2 and 3 (Fourfeetnine)

After a 7 and a half hour drive yesterday back to Penang I finally reached my hometown. It wasn’t funny. My ass was pretty flat by the end of the ride.

Fortunately my brother was around to drive half of the way so I spent half of the way just playing Airline Tycoon on my iPhone. 

Plus the heavy rain didn’t help the jam much. 
The journey turned out to be pretty worth it though. It’s always nice to be back home sometimes. My room gives me a nostalgic feeling that reminds me of before and I sometimes find old things that I used to use a lot (no longer though). Perhaps I’ll blog about that next. Let me settle down first ok? Must spend time with parents.
Haven’t seen them for a long long time.
So to keep you guys occupied in the mean time. Here’s episode 2 
and episode 3 of Project Alpha featuring Princess where Jojo dragged her to the gym after hearing that she never exercises.
I thought she was really cute in episode 3.
Catch you guys soon ok ? 🙂
Selamat Hari Raya!

Project Alpha – Episode 1 (Fourfeetnine.com)

Project Alpha’s first episode was uploaded today featuring none other than Princess.


In this first episode we talk a bit about our relationship and you get to see Princess’ home, where I spend a lot of time at each week.

An episode will be released each day. The first one today, another tomorrow and so on so forth.

You can view the next episodes when they come out at the Project Alpha page.

The Day I Destroyed My David Tao Recording

Last Saturday I was at the T-Music Festival (sponsored by Tiger) at Bukit Jalil. Man… it sure was one hell of a concert. It started at 7PM and had back to back performances all the way till nearly 2.00AM. Tiger gave me a pair of VVIP tickets where I could stand like 2 meters away from the stage, where I stood for like 5 hours!
The experience though was… mesmerizing. There were like 20 acts from the most famous artists in the region. I mean you had everyone from Yung Joey, Justin, Powerstation, Soler, Lee Sheng Jie to … DAVID TAO.
There were some Malaysian singers there that night too. I was impressed by this particular guy. I think his name was Eric Lim.
I was convinced by the end of the concert that I will probably never ever in my life again be able to see so many superstars in one night. Unless we have another one next year (please have another one next year Tiger!). I’m pretty sure that a lot of other people there that night are wishing for that too… all 12,000 of them.
Yes I heard there were like 12,000 people there!
For most of the night, Princess and I found a very comfortable spot just like 1-2 meters away from the stage. I was quite happy with our spot. There were people in front of us but I could see the stage really clearly from where I was standing.
Princess though was really fidgety. She didn’t seem very entertained and insisted that we tried to push further to the front when we were already so close to the front.

It was then that I later realized why.
From where we were standing, this was what I could see at my eye level.
Princess on the other hand is a little smaller in size. So this was what she could see. Basically the backs of a couple of guys in front of us and that’s it.
She could hear the music and the crowds cheer but she had no clue what was happening on stage.
This is where we both saw a kind deed that made us both proud to be Malaysians. The two guys in front of us saw that Princess was jumping up and down trying to get a view of the stage so they offered to let her take their place in front. Princess at first hesitated because she didn’t want to separate from me but the two guys even told me to go ahead with her.
So we both went in front and took their place…. and Princess could see the concert that was meant to be seen.
After like almost 5 hours of performances, we all got to see the act that almost everyone was waiting for. David Tao.
The second he stepped on the stage the crowd went totally crazy. So did I! I whipped out my camera and started taking lots of pictures…. so that I could later on put these pictures on my blog and share the joy with you guys.

I took so many pictures until I realized that I should also take a video too. So I switched on my video mode on my camera and started recording away. Just in time to hear him start singing “Ai Hen Jian Dan”, one of his biggest hits.

The whole crowd went insane! We all sang along with him throughout “I LOOOOVVVEEEE YOUUUU….”. I kept recording almost the full song but I accidentally stopped the recording towards the end only to start it again in time to catch the last 30 seconds.

Soon after singing “Ai Hen Jian Dan”, he bid us all goodbye and left us all in tears.
Yung Joey then came on to stage to sing her part. She had a great sense of humour and she really was quite the entertainer.

We all left the T-Music Festival that night with a big smile on our faces.

It had been a great night and a night that I would remember forever. Not only that… I was going home with a recording of David Tao singing my favourite song.
I quickly uploaded and played the videos when I got home.
This was my Yung Joey video.


Not too bad.

Then came my David Tao recording of “Ai Hen Jian Dan”. That was then… I nearly felt like banging my head against the wall.
While recording his performance I hadn’t realized that I was also singing along in joy with everyone else in the crowd who were all singing along too. Since the camera was right in front of me, it recorded my voice more than everyone else INCLUDING DAVID TAO HIMSELF.
So I ended up with a recording of David Tao’s performance but with my voice over.It wasn’t enough that I was singing like a drunk, at some parts where I forgot the words I simply mumbled something.
I ended up with a recording of David Tao’s LIVE performance, DUBBED over by Timothy Tiah’s voice. ARGHH!!!!!!!
I was so angry with myself I was rolling around in bed that night. UHUK UHUK!!!. Princess for some reason found it funny and kept laughing at me.
So I’m not going to share the video I ruined with you guys. Why would you want to hear my drunk singing.

Instead I’ll share a video of the last 30 seconds of his song. I also managed to ruin a little bit of this video but it wasn’t as bad because by the end of the song I was already losing my breath.
There you have it everyone. The day I destroyed my David Tao recording.

Thank you anyway to Tiger for giving me the chance to see so many stars perform LIVE in one night. Please have another one next year.

Pimp My Broadband

Okay DiGi just launched this campaign called “Pimp My Broadband” which is something like “Pimp My Ride” on MTV. You know when people take videos of how bad their cars are ask MTV to pimp them. I thought it was a really cool idea (some of you might know how I’ve been struggling with my poor broadband lately) and I somehow decided to do this entry for fun. Note that this is not an advertorial or anything. DiGi isn’t paying me anything to write this. Just thought it’ll be fun.
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Dear DiGi,

My name is Munkeh.

I’m a monkey but I’m not like any of those stupid monkeys that you see in Botanical Gardens chasing tourists for bananas. No… me and my kind are intelligent monkeys. Monkeys so smart that we can do anything you the humans do and more. Albert II, the first monkey that ever went into space (far before humans did) was my uncle.

We are everywhere! All over the homes of the humans all over the world but we do not reveal how much we know to them. No no no… we lie quietly in their homes, carefully laying out our plans to TAKE OVER THE WORLD BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!
But…things….. have…. not… been… great for me lately 🙁
You see 2 years ago I moved in with this human. I used to think that his name is “Timothy” but I often hear his grandma call him “Ah Boy!” and his girlfriend call him “Oi!”.

Oi must be his name then. Anyway, Oi is the best human to stay with if you want to lay out evil monkey plans to rule the world. Why? Because he is almost never at home.
He wakes up at 6AM in the morning, puts on his gay looking sleeveless shirt and runs off to this place that he calls a gym. I’m not sure what he does there but 1 and a half hours later he comes back looking soaked like he had just jumped into a big monsoon drain and came out again.
Then he takes a quick shower and rushes off to work. I never see him again until very late at night when he comes back with his girlfriend who is this cute little girl.

So as you can see, being out of the house most of the time gives me plenty of time alone to work on my plans to dominate the world!!!
I spend much time on his laptop using the World Wide Web to communicate with my fellow monkeys.

I cannot divulge here our top secret plans to take over the world but believe me it is good. Lately though I have run into a lot of problems with the broadband that connects me to the World Wide Web and to my clan of evil monkeys!
The connection is so slow I can load a webpage, go pee and come back to have it still not yet fully loaded. My cousin Pan-Kun who lives in Japan often laughs at me.

He says his broadband there can load a full YouTube video in the time that it takes me load a webpage. He says that my broadband “sucks”. It’s not just the speed. Every now and then my internet connection dies completely. I have to call up my service provider and have them ask me lots of questions like this:
1) Can I please get your name and your account name? (Name: Munkeh. Account name: Munkeh_RULEZ_THE_WORLDZ).
2) Is your modem connected to your router properly (Yes)
3) Is your modem turned on (Duh)
4) Did you try switching it on and off (Yes)
…. and questions like that until they eventually say “Ok Sir, we will investigate and send a team to you in 2-3 working days”.
2-3 WORKING DAYS!!! INTERNETLESS FOR 2 WORKING DAYS!!! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO UNTIL THEN? CLIMB TREES AND EAT BANANAS?!?!?! (Honestly… bananas are overrated. Damn humans think we love them more than anything. I prefer cake. The other day Oi brought back this Tiramisu from Alexis… IT WAS EPIC).

So please DiGi. Please Pimp My Broadband so I can give Pan-Kun the finger. In exchange for helping me out I will let you live when we take over the world.
Please DiGi… PUH-LEEEZEE!!!

(see? I’m even begging)
Yours Truly,
Munkeh

Melbourne Part 3: Footy & Crown

After our road trip to Phillip Island, we made it back to the hotel for a quick shower and then off to watch a footy match. Footy is a sport that is played only in Australia and predominantly around Melbourne. But it’s huge there.
I could see how huge it was for Kruppy who was bringing us there. On the way to the Etihad Stadium he was gleaming away in excitement. 
He wasn’t the only one. Crowds of people flocked to the stadium just to catch a match against the Bulldogs and the Magpies (Not their real club names but what they were referred as). 

Lots of people were wearing jerseys of the team they were supporting and it really looked like a football match in England except for one thing: They let the audience for opposing teams sit together whereas in England, the Liverpool supporters are always separated from the Man Utd ones or a fight would break out.
Footy is a bit like rugby and it’s pretty fast paced so it gets quite exciting.

Trying to act it up like the locals, we all had by tradition…. a pie on one hand and a beer on the other. Apparently that’s what everyone here is supposed to have while watching the match though we later realized that we seem to be the only ones holding both during the match.

The people around us must’ve been thinking
“Silly tourists… they must’ve read that in some silly tour guide book and think we all do it”.
Here’s a picture of Princess & me and the Perfect Couple Pierre & Lay See. 

Pierre is in the background eating his pie.

The match was great fun though. I was losing focus by half time so Grace suggested a game with Ming where every time her team scores she would get to punch Ming in the arm and every time Ming’s team scores a goal he would get to punch her.
Grace’s team was winning all the way up to the moment he made the bet so she was pretty happy with herself. Right after she made the bet though, Ming’s team embarked on a winning streak.
By the end of the match, Grace was punched so many times in her arm we nearly had to call social services.
We all left the stadium just before the game ended to avoid getting stuck in a major jam.
Destination was back to the hotel to shower again and freshen up for dinner. Dinner was to be at Crown (the hotel & casino), at Rockpool with the Aussie Nuffies.
The Pierre & Lay See came along as our guests too.
We ended up waiting like 1 and a half hours for our food to come after ordering it. Can you imagine that?
Then we called the waiter with the intent to complain but when we said our food is not here, she calmly replied “It takes at least half an hour to prepare your steak”. It was like her saying “You can’t rush the artist…. and our chef is one… so wait patiently or get out”.
And like art it was…. the steak we had that night was…. GOOD. 
After dinner we all went to the casino for a while where Pierre and Ming bullied me. I budgeted to lose only up to AUD100 that night and we were playing roulette. The money I use at gambling to me is like an entertainment expense. I treat it like money I would spend if I went out at night to a club or bar or something anyway. So I was losing bit by bit but I was having fun nevertheless.
Then came a point where Pierre suddenly decided to be brave and pushed in all his chips on BLACK. Giving him an almost 50:50 chance to double his money or lose everything.
Ming followed in and pushed all his chips into black as well and they both looked at me and told me to do it too. I cowered… “WAN MEHH???!?”
I didn’t want to lose all my money that quickly… but they threatened our friendship so I put everything in except for a small little pile of chips just for me to play another 10 minutes before after we lose that big round.
Just when I thought that I had gotten away with it, Pierre shouted across the table
“TIM!!! I SEE YOU HIDING SOME CHIPS THERE!!! PUT IT IN… NOW”.
And I reluctantly put out my chips waiting for it to disappear by the hands of the dealer.
All of us watched in fear as the roulette wheel spun round and round and I nearly passed out from the anxiety. Then the roulette ball landed on black and we were all saved!!! We all doubled our money!!!!
The next 2 times I did that same thing that night I lost though and I ended up losing whatever money I budgeted for the night.
So lesson of the day…. you never win at gambling.