You guys… ABSOLUTELY HAVE TO WATCH THIS VIDEO.

It’ll brighten up your day.

Hahahaha damn cute seriously… the expression on the boy’s face… PRICELESS.

Oh here’s something I’ve just happened to notice.

Okay… do a little experiment.

Look at your MSN contact list now.

Now think of all the people you know in your list, then think of their age.

Sort them all by age.

What you will notice, or at least what I notice on my own side is that all the people Above 25 in my list have their MSN nicks as their own names… e.g. Sarah, Andrew Lim, Mehlin etc etc.
But the people BELOW 25 have nicks like
“*B@bY_CRUSH85” or “ARCHillies” or “Sl@yer” or something really complicated made up of MSN emoticons.

Similarly, my MSN nick is “Stewie“, after “Boss Stewie” which isn’t my real name.

So since I spend a lot of my MSN time talking to clients, I decided to adopt a more grown-up MSN nick… “TIMOTHY TIAH”.

Yes… that’s as grown up as an MSN Nick gets… well unless I had “Mr. Timothy Tiah” which would then give people the impression that I’m 75.

Now I waited to see if anyone took notice or if there was any change in the way people talked to me.

With my colleagues like Michelle here… no difference. She just referred to me as “Boss” so I wasn’t gonna get anything exciting out of that.
But you know to the outside people it might matter.

Like before if people msged me on MSN they would say
“OI dude… you there?”

Maybe this time when they see an ‘older’ MSN nick they might go
“Hello Timothy! Are you there?”

I waited and waited for someone to message me… and I was disappointed with the result. The message I got was
“WOI STEWIE!!!”

Anyway while pursuing my little experiment I came across a very different result just tonight.

This dude messaged me.

*unicef melvin says: (8:51:09 PM) ehhh
*unicef melvin says: (8:51:14 PM) ur timothy tiah??
Now Melvin here is someone I’ve never met before but known from the UK. We used to be in the small Malaysian community of Counter-strike players there and we used to play friendly matches on the same team.

That’s how stupid online relationships can be. I mean here’s a guy who I used to shout at online
“WOI MAHAII GO DEFUSE THE DAMN BOMB LAR YOU CAMP THERE FOR FUX AR?!?”
And he doesn’t even know my name.

So anyway I replied him.

Timothy Tiah says: (8:51:54 PM) yes

*unicef melvin says: (8:52:04 PM) ehhh din know man haha

Timothy Tiah says: (8:52:37 PM) then who did u think i was

*unicef melvin says: (8:52:46 PM) the guy who taught me how to CS source
*unicef melvin says: (8:52:48 PM) hahaha

Timothy Tiah says: (8:52:58 PM) ishhh
Timothy Tiah says: (8:53:03 PM) then u know who is timothy tiah?

*unicef melvin says: (8:53:28 PM) ehhh my frens were talking bout ur blog lar
*unicef melvin says: (8:53:34 PM) din know ur timothy tiah
*unicef melvin says: (8:53:41 PM) then u put timothy tiah on ur nick then i know haha

Timothy Tiah says: (8:55:10 PM) hahaha
Timothy Tiah says: (8:55:25 PM) so u never knew all this while that i’m timothy tiah Timothy Tiah says: (8:55:28 PM) even during the uk days

*unicef melvin says: (8:55:36 PM) yeah lar only know by CS nicks mah
*unicef melvin says: (8:55:39 PM) ur stewie

Timothy Tiah says: (8:55:41 PM) ohh
Timothy Tiah says: (8:55:42 PM) haha

*unicef melvin says: (8:55:42 PM) that’s all i know

Timothy Tiah says: (8:55:45 PM) so ur friends read my blog ar

*unicef melvin says: (8:55:57 PM) but then again i’m quite detached from the KL population so can’t blame me
*unicef melvin says: (8:56:05 PM) aiyah they told me ur big timer in kl lar

Timothy Tiah says: (8:56:24 PM) waht?
Timothy Tiah says: (8:56:24 PM) who say
Timothy Tiah says: (8:56:25 PM) where got

*unicef melvin says: (8:56:49 PM) hahaha quite lar, ur blog so many hits
*unicef melvin says: (8:57:02 PM) aha anyways gotta go out now
*unicef melvin says: (8:57:09 PM) good to know ur name finally ahha
*unicef melvin says: (8:57:10 PM) take care dude

Timothy Tiah says: (8:58:41 PM) okok see u

I wonder how many people I have on my list who don’t know me by name.

Okay okay time to do my 20 questions I got from you guys.

Some questions… kinda really weird and not really about much and some questions… repeated by people over and over and over and over again. ISH!

Okay I’m gonna start answering some of the questions now, the first 10 at least.

1) “As a popular & famous blogger & rich & also a CEO, how do u feel with all the attraction u get from hot chick??? Do u have any POKEING session with any of this hot chick???”
Well dude, I hate to lead you on so I’m gonna break it to you okay? My blog ain’t very popular or famous and I ain’t rich. Believe me when I say that I’m one of the lowest paid in Nuffnang.

I’m also not quite the CEO of Nuffnang, I’m the Executive Director though I do run the Malaysian side of Nuffnang.

So with all that in place… I can’t say that I get plenty of so called ‘attraction’ from hot chicks. Haha

2) “I know this question is going to be a bit formal but I am going to study Economics in UCL in September and I was wondering whether u can tell me more about your experience there.”UCL and more specifically Economics at UCL is very very tough. At least I felt it was that way. Think about it this way, the minimum offer for you to get into UCL is at least 3 As for your A-levels which is pretty much straight A’s.

Yet from the first year to the second year that I was there, 5% of the straight A students in my course didn’t make it to the second year. From second to third year, 15% of the course didn’t make it.That being said, uni is fun though I did get very bored of studying really quickly when I was there. I was impatient and wanted to do something of my own that could mean something which was why I jumped at the opportunity even before I graduated.

So have fun at UCL. And when you go to Four Seasons Roast Duck at Bayswater, please ask for “Ah Fei”.3) “Where did you get your Mr. Happy shirt? Cos i wanna find and get the couple’s for myself.”

NICE LEEHHHH MR HAPPY!!! HAHA

I actually bought it when I was in Sydney. It’s quite common there. There was this brand doing all these shirts but I think you can find some of them in the flea market at The Curve on the weekends.I’ve seen some Little Miss shirts there.

4) “Ever thought of making it into CLEO’s 50 most eligible bachelor like kennysia?”

Kenny Sia is on a wholeee different league from where I am. He’s someone who has already made it in life and truly is eligible.

To begin with, I don’t think I have the looks to make it for CLEO’s listing. Besides, under the pressure of my parents, I’ve been trying to slow down on the media attention unless it’s absolutely necessary or about Nuffnang.

Just yesterday I was in an article about blogging celebrities for Nuffnang in the Sunday Times.
Some businessmen tell me that all the media attention we’ve been ever so fortunate to get is good for Nuffnang.

I agree to a certain extent but in the past year, Nuffnang has been lucky enough to be in so many newspapers, magazines and TV slots sooo many times that I think before we set the expectations higher any further with all this hype, we all need to get down to pushing Nuffnang to the next level.

5) Why are girls so fascinated by guys’ leg hair?

Uhhh… I didn’t realize that happened.

6) Who do you want a blowjob from,brad pitt or an ugly transvestite?

Brad Pitt please. I’d rather have an elephant shit on me that let an ugly transvestite blow me.

7) What is the best pickup line/cheeziest line you ever said to a girl?

The best pickup line for me… “Hi!!!”

The cheesiest/worst pickup line for me…. “Heeeeeyyyyy…. you’re actually quiteee prettyyyy”… (In my defence, it sounded a lot better with some tequila shots in my blood).

8) “Why are you called Boss Stewie and not Boss Timmy since Timothy is your name?”

Well Boss Stewie came from my Leng Mou days. Back then I was crazy (and still am actually) about this character in Family guy named Stewie.My MSN nick was Stewie and I was looking for an anonymous nick to blog under. At first it was just Boss Lepton and Stewie.

I asked Boss Lepton why he had “Boss” to his nick and he said it was because we called each other Boss all the time in real life.
So I thought I’d go along with it anyway… since hey… Leng Mou was supposed to be just for me and him. Didn’t think anyone would ever hear about Boss Stewie.

9) “If you were a hangbag what kind of hangbag will you be? What colour, material, special features and price range.”

Dammit! How do you expect a guy who knows nothing about handbags to answer a question like this.

10) “Who is the model you shagged before?”

Wah this one I cannot say cuz she reads my blog and she’ll come after me 😛

I’ve been a little frustrated with my iPhone lately, so much that I wish I did more research before buying it and I’m actually considering going back to my old trust Sony Ericsson.

Anyway here’s 5 reasons why you don’t want one.

1) You can’t search for a name in your phone book to call.

That’s right.

You can’t. You really really can’t.

To call someone, you have to open up a list of ALL your contacts, then scroll through them one by one.

You can of course jump to names starting under a certain alphabet, but the list of alphabets on the side of the screen are so small and so close together than when you try to press T you might end up pressing S instead.

There is a 3rd party application you can download for your iPhone to help you to search for your contact but every time you use it a pop-up will appear asking you to donate. WTF?!?! I HAVE TO SPEND MONEY JUST TO HAVE THE ABILITY TO SEARCH FOR MY CONTACTS IN MY PHONE?!?!

2) It takes 9 seconds just to want to read or write an SMS.

That’s right. To read or write an SMS you open up an SMS application.

That application literally takes 9 seconds to load up before you can do anything. LITERALLY.

3) You can’t send a contact

Say Nicholas asks me to send a contact to him from my phone book. Bad enough that I have to manually search through the whole phone book, there’s no option for me to send the contact. So what I eventually have to do is memorize that phone number, and then type it out in an SMS to him.

To add to the work it takes to send a contact, remember it takes 9 seconds for my SMS page to load up?

That’s 9 seconds of me saying a number to myself over and over again so that I won’t forget.

4) You can’t MASS DELETE YOUR SMS.

That’s right… to clear your mailbox, you have to manually delete each SMS one by one. ISN’T THAT JOLLY!!!!

5) Getting SCREWED by EDGE

I just found this out yesterday.

You see the iPhone allows you to hook up to Wi-Fi to check your mail. But when the Wi-Fi is disconnected for any reason, it goes to use EDGE to download all your mail automatically.

Now I get a ton load of mail in my Nuffnang work mail all the time.

So I just checked and realized that since I got an iPhone, I downloaded what was 150MB of MAIL… and I DIDN’T HAVE A DATA PLAN BECAUSE I DIDN’T THINK I’LL BE USING EDGE AT ALL.

The only mail downloading I wanted to do was on Wi-Fi! Heck I’m not using a Blackberry here!

I looked online to find if there was a way to turn off EDGE on my iPhone and realized that there were many other people who had fallen victim to the same trap as I had. All being slapped with huge data charges.

So I called my friend up at Maxis and asked him how much this 150MB is gonna cost me and he said
“Oh only 1 sen per 1kb”.

Now do the math, 1 sen for every 1 KB is RM10 for every 1 MB.

150 MB = RM1,500.

I JUST SPENT RM1,500 ON DOWNLOADING E-MAILS!!!

FARRKK!!!! I AM SO BROKE NOWW…. I think I need a second job.

Anyone hiring?

I will work hard hard for you wan!

Okay so I was looking through all the questions I was getting for the 20 Questions entry I was about to do when I saw this reader of mine write this e-mail to me.

hey TT.. 🙂

so my question is, is it wrong for a guy who is in a relationship to watch porno? i feel unappreciated and degraded by the fact that, eventhough a guy who has a gf, the guy will still watch porn when the gf is not around.
Is this normal? do i need to be angry? and when i question him, he doesnt wanna talk about it… he’ll get annoyed and say that its normal for all guys.. is this true? I’m hoping that u can answer my question… thanks so much for your time !!”

I felt compelled to answer her first!!!

So here goes.

Dear XXX (I’m gonna not disclose her name here),

I’m not going to answer your question and try to help you understand this. Instead I’m going to tell you how you can go about getting your way as to make your bf stay so far away from porn you’re gonna think he’s a priest.

You know the saying that goes that if you tell people NOT to do something, they’ll do it even more? Well that in my opinion has some truth in it.

Back when I was still in school, there used to be grass patches with signs that said “DO NOT WALK ON GRASS”, those signs really made me want to walk on the grass even more.Now I actually applied this theory to a co-worker of mine.

When he first joined Nuffnang, he was a chain-smoker. He had been smoking for many many years so nothing was gonna stop him now. Everyone in the team wanted him to stop, and tried to help by discouraging him in all sorts of ways but it didn’t work.

One day I decided to try the reverse.

Instead of telling him to stop smoking, I kept asking him to go take a cigarette break and get some ‘oxygen’ into his lungs. When my other colleagues nagged him to stop smoking I defended him and said
“HEY!!! Don’t nag! He hates cigarettes!!! That’s why he smokes them… to help destroy them”.Then Christmas came.

Christmas was a nice time for us at Nuffnang. The whole team got together for a big dinner at San Francisco Steakhouse.

Before the dinner we all had a little Secret Santa kind of thing so we each had to buy presents for each other (with a maximum limit of RM50 each).
I was supposed to buy for this particular colleague of mine so I bought him an ashtray and a packet of high-end cigarettes to encourage him to smoke more.

I think that was the last straw.

Barely a week after I had given him the ashtray and cigarettes for his Christmas present, he announced that he was quitting smoking. Cold turkey style!

So you see? When you want something, sometimes you gotta do things the other way round.

Now apply this to your bf who likes to watch porn.

Now whether it’s normal or not, and why he does it… is not important!!

Because like I said, this entry is about how to get him to stop.

So what you gotta do, is overload him with porn so much that he never ever wants to see a porn video again in his life.

Once a day e-mail him a “Nude Hottie of the Day”.

Every night ask him
“EH JOM.. LETS WATCH PORN!!!”

Even when he’s done watching porn you should urge him
“Watch some more lah!!! just a bit more!!!”

And if his birthday is nearing, buy him a 1-Terabyte (1,000 GB) Hard Disk and fill it up with porn. Then wrap it up and give it to him with a label that says
“My Lucah Stuff”.

Keep at this mood for a few months and I guarantee you that at the end of it, your bf will stop watching porn.

Problem solved right?

You can thank me later 😛

PS: The co-worker I was talking about has stopped smoking for 3 months now… and he’s still going strong! :P… am I right dude? You’re not fagging behind my back are you?

I notice I’ve constantly been getting countless questions from you guys via comments and especially via e-mail.

So okay here’s what I’m gonna do!

For my next blog entry, I’m not going to be the one writing the content (well not entirely at least). You guys are going to help me do it!

Send me an e-mail at lengmoublogs@yahoo.com.

By tomorrow night or Friday morning I’m going to compile all the questions, pick 20 out of the lot… and answer those questions here on the blog.

Ok so e-mail me!

Bah back to work for me!

When I first got to know of Terence, he was at the peak of his life. Soon to be the heir of a very large public listed company in Malaysia, he had his life cut out for him.

Whether he was going to work or not, he was going to live a comfortable life.

He drove the flashiest BMWs, frequented the VIP areas of the coolest clubs and being a guy, spent money on every gadget his heart desired. Terence knew how to enjoy money.Guys like that appear on the radar quite quickly for some of the hottest girls in the night life circuit.

One girl took notice, her name was Amanda and she was by any means one of the hottest girls that any guy would ever lay their eyes on.

She could walk from the South Court to the North Court of MidValley and at least 10 guys to turn their heads and look at her… she was as hot as this.
Amanda was ambitious.

She knew exactly what she wanted in life and it wasn’t a flourishing career up the corporate ladder, it was security… financial security to be exact and she saw that in Terence.

Terence wasn’t perfect and as a person had his own set of flaws like any other man, but it didn’t matter… the bank account that his family came with was enough to make up for it and to be fair… there’s no cry no foul for Amanda liking that part of him.

Donald Trump’s beautiful wife was one asked if she would have fallen for Donald Trump if he wasn’t rich.

She replied
“Do you think Donald would fall for me if I weren’t beautiful?”Which hit the point exactly.

Amanda whether with her beauty or charm or personality managed to eventually hook Terence.

Months into the relationship, Amanda got pregnant.

Terence’s high profile family struggled to deal with the problem.

They at one point considered having an abortion but Amanda would refuse anything less than a marriage so that the baby had a proper home to stay with.

Tied with Terence’s mistake, Terence decided to go ahead with the marriage and eventually got the support of his parents. Some people wonder whether it was Amanda’s plan all along to get Terence to marry her to tie him down…. but that is a question nobody but Amanda will know how to answer.

A few years later into the marriage, a crisis hit Terence’s family business…. the 1997 financial crisis to be exact. Just before 1997, many Malaysian companies were on an expansion path with the KLSE being one of the highest traded markets in the world in terms of volume.

To expand, you need money and when you’re a huge public listed company, getting banks to lend you money isn’t too much of a problem.Now once you’ve decided that you want to borrow money to grow your business, the next question lies on the Cost of Borrowing or simply… the interest rate.

The interest rate in Malaysia is relatively higher than the interest rate from the many developed countries overseas so many local companies borrowed in USD from overseas banks, Terence’s family business was no different.

When the financial crisis hit, the ringgit depreciated from RM2.5 to USD1.00 to something like RM5-6 to USD1.00.

That means if you borrowed RM100,000,000 before the crisis, that figure inflated to RM200,000,000 after the crisis. Terence’s family business tanked overnight and his father was declared a bankrupt.Terence’s life was quick to change. He no longer spent as much as he did and he went out to find a job. Amanda too had to find one.

Fortunately for Terence, he was smart and he went to a good university so finding a job wasn’t too much of a problem for him. Amanda too had graduated with a degree but working wasn’t really quite her thing, she found herself in a bit of a fix.

Just two years later, Terence caught Amanda cheating on him with an older man. He was dumbfounded and depressed.

What the hell was going on that this woman he had a baby boy with had to be cheating on him with an older man.

Some say… it was because of the financial security that wealthier older man had… some say… love is blind.

They eventually filed for divorce. Terence kept the only child they had and Amanda went on to marry the older man to live the life of a socialite.

The story of Terence and Amanda got me thinking about one thing… about the ups and downs of life.

It is inevitable that in anyone’s life, especially where business is involved, there will be ups, there will be downs. Richard Branson’s successful Virgin Atlantic airlines had almost failed once but today stands tall with a fleet of aircraft and a brand name to die for.

Closer to home, I have met many rich businessmen with wealth in the millions. Many of which have told me how they had succeeded, then failed… then picked themselves up to succeed again.

People will always have their ups and downs (and don’t get me wrong.. ups and downs need not be measured simply with dollar signs).

I feel that right now I may perhaps on a small scale be experiencing my ‘UP’ or at least on the way “UP”. One day… I may very well face my down. Things can and will go wrong.

Hence, the girl I will eventually end up with need not be really pretty.

She need not be cute. She need not be hot. She need not be sexy.

The one thing she needs to be though is strong and committed.

Strong enough to give me her strength when I am down… and committed enough to sit with me through the storm.

Ok guess who I was with this afternoon.

The guys at Malaysian Dreamgirl were nice enough to invite me, Sam, Pinkpau and Shaolintiger to the top secret villa that housed all the Malaysian Dreamgirls.

I was surprised to see how nice the place was

It had a swimming pool, a big kitchen and a great living room wtih big sofas.We started off sitting together in the Living Room talking to the remaining Malaysian Dreamgirls, asking them how they were, if they were having fun and most importantly we asked them about the conflicts they’ve been having with one another.
The answer was… yes they were all having fun.. and no they don’t fight anymore, they’re now one big happy family.

This of course we found out to be untrue later on when we actually got the chance to speak to the girls one by one but I’ll go into the cold wars later on.

The first thing I saw when I entered the villa was a wall full of this.

There were drawings that all the girls had drawn apparently of themselves.

They were all UGLY pictures. I mean who the hell draws like that?

I came to a quick conclusion there that Pretty Girls are terrible at art.

When we were all gathered in the living room I shamelessly asked the girls about the art again which was then when I found out why their drawings were so horrible.

They apparently had an ‘exercise’ where each of them had to close their eyes and draw a face on a piece of paper.

But it’s not that easy.
You’re not allowed to just draw a face with your eyes closed but you’re supposed to do it in the order that someone tells you to do it. For example, someone might say, draw the nose first.. then the neck.. then the ears… and you end up having ears where the lips should be and lips where the eyes should be.

They later got Shaolintiger to try it out.
Then Pinkpau.

Then me in which they used a piece of paper to block my view to make sure I didn’t cheat.
And Sam.I’m not gonna show you the result we had because mine was especially embarrassing.

After two hours of playing games and chatting as a group, we decided it was time to talk to the girls one by one.This is when it starts to get a little complicated because we’re constantly hearing different sides of the stories from different people and sometimes we find it hard to connect the dots.

So all I’m gonna do is share with you guys what the girls told us. What I’m NOT gonna do and what I think we all shouldn’t do is to judge any of the girls ok?

They’re all actually really nice in person.

The first one I wanted to talk to was Cindy, so Shaolintiger, Sam and I walked outside with Cindy to talk in private.

The reason why I picked Cindy is simple.Many people who watch the show are now under the impression that Cindy is very much a bitch but I also understood that sometimes in reality TV Shows, a show might tend to skew a person’s character towards his/her bad side and not reveal much of the good side.

In short, I wanted to find out if Cindy really really was a bitch like many people online now think she was.

I asked her about a few issues and she brought up how there were two main factions that were fighting in the house.

We had Nadia, Fiqa and Hanis on one side… and Valerie, Jean, Adeline and Cindy on the other.

To my understanding, Alison, Jay, Ringo and Eyna have always been neutral and never picked a side.

The sides were mainly decided based on who shared rooms with each other. What apparently happened was that there was a time where Valerie was upset with Nadia borrowing her jeans and she was talking to Cindy about it.Cindy reacted by saying something along the lines of
“Ah forget about her lah.. no use wan.”

and it so happens that the walls between the two rooms were quite thin so someone on Nadia’s side overheard.

Since then there was a bit of tension between the two groups but Cindy’s group had began to shrink.

First Jean left, then Valerie leaving her with just Adeline.Doing Housework

I then asked Cindy if what some of the other girls said about her was true… that she never did any housework and that she would never help to cook or wash up. All she did was eat.

She said the only reason why she never helped to cook was because Nadia’s group was always in the kitchen already doing most of the cooking and it was rather awkward for her and Adeline to join in to cook when they were experiencing this sort of cold war.

She however reiterated that if anything… Adeline and her would always help to wash up. Nadia’s group will cook… Adeline’s will wash up.The Jeans Incident

As an extension to the incident with Valerie’s Jeans, Cindy then went on to tell me about how Valerie had lent some money to Nadia for her to buy Brand’s Essence of Chicken or something when they were out and Nadia hadn’t returned the money to her.

To Nadia’s defence, when Shaolintiger and I asked her about it she said that she had returned the money to Valerie and that she never knew that Valerie was feeling so upset about her using Valerie’s jeans.

When she found out, she washed it and returned it to her on the spot.The Tomatoes Incident

Each of the Malaysian Dreamgirls had the chance to buy some of their own food with their own money. The unwritten rule in the house was that they would each put all their food that was just meant for themselves in the fridge but tied up in a plastic bag.

Nadia bought herself some tomatoes with her own money, enough to last her a while. One day she woke up to find some of her tomatoes missing and she found out that Cindy had taken some.
She was furious but according to Cindy she didn’t know about the unwritten rule and Nadia went ahead to curse some foul words at her. Cindy said that she eventually apologized to Nadia and offered to pay for the tomatoes but Nadia told her to get lost.

When we talked to Nadia about it, she told us that it was hard to make that mistake with that ‘unwritten rule’. Just to double check when we talked to Ringo later on, I asked her about the rule and she said she knew about it so I’m not sure what went wrong there.One thing that Nadia was quick to admit though was that she was rather harsh to Cindy but only because she was very very angry. She doesn’t exactly have all the money in the world to spend and she was trying hard to save for certain things so when she found out that someone had taken her food, she lost it.

I don’t know about everyone else but I can totally understand that. Very often when I’m filled with anger myself… I say things I don’t usually say just to make sure I hurt someone. I think it’s very big of Nadia to see where she went wrong and admit it even to us. You’re great Nadia.

Here are a few things I’ve learned since visiting the girls at MDG today.

1) Everybody loves Jay

Everyone who lives in the villa loves Jay and I can certainly see why. She cooks, takes care of everyone and is very very politically correct. You’ll never be able to get Jay to say anything bad about any of the girls.A lot of people say that Jay looks like a “Tranny” but after meeting her in real life I just have to say that the photos don’t do justice. She looks really good in real life… and DEFINITELY like a woman… NOT a tranny.

2) Adeline’s English

When you talk to her in person, Adeline’s english is not as bad as many people think it is by watching her on the show.

3) Cindy isn’t a bitch in real life

I really don’t think Cindy is as bitchy in person as she is portrayed as in the show. Sure I know, I’ve only met her for a few hours but in those few hours, she was nice.

4) I wish I had come early enough to see Alison and Valerie before they went

Fortunately I had a chance to meet Alison for a short while during the audition but I never got to meet Valerie who looks like so much fun on screen. Take care Valerie, I wish you could’ve stayed longer but it was nice when you were around.

5) Ringo is keeping well.

You have no idea what Ringo does just to try to keep in touch with her readers.Basically each day each of the girls have 7 minutes each to spend on the phone or online.

Ringo will go around trading time slots with the other girls and save up for 3 days so that on the 3rd day she can go online for 21 minutes… just to blog. Her birthday is coming up this Wednesday as well.

Happy Birthday Ringo.

And Lastly…

6) It’s Not Easy Being On Reality-TV

If you ask me, being on reality-TV is like being a blogger and revealing who you are. Whatever you do can and chances are will be scrutinized by people out there.

You will have your supporters but you will also have your detractors. Any mistakes you make will be magnified and any attempts you make the fix those mistakes can be easily hampered.
For that I take my hat off to ALL the girls at Malaysian Dreamgirls, even those who got eliminated earlier on. I’m sure it’s not easy being on Reality-TV, but all of you are doing something few Malaysians get to have a piece of action of… and you’re all doing a great job.

I’m gonna end with this last picture of Eyna, Ringo and Sam.

Sam is a huge fan of MDG.

If you guys want to catch MDG, check it out here.

PS: There was a camera crew filming us the whole time we were there. I hope we don’t end up in one of the episodes. I’m terrible in front of the camera. I can’t act to save my life.

This is a short conversation Sam and I had this morning.

Me: So what you think of last night at Zouk? The girls hot ar?

Sam: Yah… one of them the boobs really damn big. Put mine to shame. Make me look small.

Me: Yeah I know… damn small.

Sam: OI!!! WHY YOU SAY ME SMALL!!! I DOWAN FREN YOU DI!!!

Me: What what??? I’m just agreeing with you!

I will never understand women.

When you don’t agree with them you kena whack, when you agree with them you also kena whack.

I was at Watsons the other day at 1-Utama when I saw something that brought back old memories.

While walking around looking for eye-drops, I passed the aisle that sold condoms. Just as I passed I noticed a young couple, looks like they were barely 18 standing facing the stacks of condom boxes, just looking.

I looked in their eyes and I could tell they were having a rather awkward moment there. It was pretty clear that they wanted to buy condoms for their sexy time but were too shy to.

I considered buying it for them for a moment, I mean I’m a realist so I know that they’re gonna do it anyway so why not help them do it the safe way.

The 2005 Durex Global Sex Survey says that most people have their first sex in Malaysia somewhere around the age of 19… they looked close enough to 19.But then again I thought…. bahh let them suffer like I did once before.

Heck I remember my first time trying to buy a condom. I was young (I’m not gonna say how young).

My girlfriend at the time said that it was the MAN’S JOB TO BUY THE RUBBER and that IF YOU’RE TOO CHICKEN TO BUY THE RUBBER YOU SHOULDN’T BE SHAGGING ME.

So fine… she challenged by ego and I decided to walk into a 7-11 to buy it.

This was in Penang.

I walked into the 7-11 in Pulau Tikus (which kinda looks something like this but bigger)

and looked for the condoms only to find it near the cashier. Then I slowly took a look at the cashier, because heyy… that’s the one person you’re gonna have to look in the face when you buy the condom.

I was expecting to see a nice dude at the cashier that might understand my plight, but instead I saw a nice conservative looking lady, probably in her 50s wearing a Tudung.

I thought to myself
“Oh GREAAAT!!!”

But I wasn’t going to go leave without rubber. I decided that much.

So I stalled a little bit.

I walked around the aisle and pretended to pick up a few things. I grabbed a Pepsi and a Mars Bar, then walked over to the cashier.

I placed the Pepsi and Mars on the counter and the cashier took my stuff to scan.
While she was doing it, I suddenly went
“Oh..”

as if it was a “by-the-way” thing and took a condom from the side of the counter and placed it with my Pepsi.

The cashier glared at me and said
“YOU MAHU BELI INI (pointing at the Pepsi and Mars), ATAU INI (pointing at the condoms)?!?!”

My face turned red as a tomato.Actually redder than a tomato. Somehow my reflex was to say “Ini sudah boleh”, taking the Mars and Pepsi alone and pushing the condom aside.

I paid for the Mars and Pepsi and ran the hell out of that 7-11 store never to go back again for the next few years.

I was so embarrassed. I didn’t get laid that night either.

But like all other things practice makes perfect. These days I’m not afraid to buy condoms anymore. In fact, just like when I buy anything else that doesn’t expire so quick, I buy them in bulk.

So I walk into KLCC’s Guardian, grab like 5 boxes of Condoms at a time and stand at the long queue at the cashiers.

When the person behind me looks at what I’m holding I proudly hold it up, smile at the person and say
“Yeah I know I’m really lucky”.

I’ve done that a few times but I’ve never ever once actually got a response. Normally the person just shyly looks away.

So to the couple at 1-Utama that day… sorry lah…. but it gets easier ok?

And remember.. always always practice safe sexy time.

This is a community service message by Boss Stewie haha.