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Pinky Leaves Nuffnang Malaysia for Nuffnang Australia

There are many things that I have yet to learn about running a business and one of those is “hiring the right people“. 
It’s easy to hire people. Just look at your Profit & Loss account to see if you can afford to hire another person to help with the workload and then just make the decision to hire. Once you put out a job ad on any of the job portals you get like… hundreds of applications. It also helps that every day there are people applying to Nuffnang through our Careers Page.
Hiring the right people though is something that I am still very much learning. I have made some really bad hires in the past, not necessarily because they were not good people or anything but just perhaps… they weren’t suited for the job or right for the culture of the company. 
For example Nuffnang runs on a very independent-like work culture. That means throughout your working hours, nobody’s breathing down your neck. You can sleep when you feel like sleeping, you can Facebook if you like, you can do whatever you want as long as your work is done at the end of the day.
Perhaps some people are used to this culture in companies they currently work for, but for some we’ve experienced they come in not used to this culture and start abusing their new found freedom and independence. That means they do all of the above…. but let it affect their productivity a little too much. That doesn’t mean they’re not good people nor does that mean they’re not capable or productive. They probably are. It just means they weren’t right for us and we weren’t right for them.
For a moment last year I was making a string of bad hires and I started to doubt my ability of reading people well. I started asking a lot of help from my mentors: managers or CEOs of other companies that have far more experience and they tell me that the only way to learn these things is to make the bad hires then develop a gut feel that you think you can trust.
I’ve admittedly been very very lucky in finding most of the wonderful people that work with me at Nuffnang today.  That doesn’t mean I skillfully knew how to pick the right ones out of a haystack. Not at all, I was lucky instead. They all came to me filled with so much enthusiasm that it was hard to reject. It was almost like it was a gift from above. 
One day though I made the excellent decision of hiring a girl that boosted my confidence. Her name was Pinky.
She was soo full of life. A very fast learner she picked up on her role in a very short time and just her being in the team boosted everyone’s morale. She was the kind of person that made silly jokes or comments all the time, the kind of person that you always want around your office. 
Of course everyone else in the office has to be just as wacky for it to take a full effect but everyone loved her!
And the best part was she loved everyone too.
She once told me
“Tim… when I first took this job I didn’t expect much. I mean I knew about Nuffnang, a lot of people tell me about Nuffnang but I thought it was going to be just another job. But I was so wrong, I never imagined that it would be so much fun working here. You guys are like a second family to me”.
We were all very close….
Then one day, Pinky got an unexpected offer to advance her studies in Melbourne, Australia. Something that she always wanted to do but never knew if she could. It was indeed a hard decision for her. She talked to me and told me how on one hand she knew that this was something she had to do but on the other hand, the fact that she loved us all made it so hard for her to go. She never wanted to leave Nuffnang.
We all cried and hugged….. (no I’m kidding) but I eventually told her to go. She asked me if I would take her back when she came back and I said of course (if we had the right place for her then). 
Then an opportunity came up one day later. Our Nuffnang Australia office in Melbourne needed some extra help and I thought Pinky would be a great addition to it so we told her that we’ll give her a part-time job at Nuffnang Australia to come in if her schedule suited it.
She was delighted of course… that although she was leaving the team in KL, she wasn’t leaving the Nuffnang Family that interacts way too much casually over the inter-company e-mail chains.
On her last day at work in Nuffnang KL, we took her out for a farewell lunch where we had our traditional CNY yee sang.
And we gave her all a Goodbye card.

With all our ramblings written on it.
Mellissa and KY too gave her a nice going away present.
Pinky… we will all miss you.
Good luck at your shot at being an Aussie Nuffie.
Don’t cry… you promised not to cry!

Check out what I cooked!

Times are bad so Princess and I decided this week to cook!
I dug out this old Pasta recipe book that Ming bought for me a long time ago and flipped through the pages with Princess to come up with something we could both agree on. Everything I wanted to eat, she didn’t want and everything I didn’t want to eat, she wanted.

How like that!
So in the end we both settled for the most standard thing that anyone could eat. Carbonara!
It’s actually freaking easy to make, at least the one in the recipe book.
All you need to do is boil your spaghetti.
Then cut up some bacon and ham if you like.
And fry the ham with olive oil until it’s “golden brown” or so the recipe book described it as.
Then while you’re getting that done, crack 3 eggs and beat them with 3 table spoons of cream, something Princess very proudly did while looking as stylish as she could.
And then once the bacon is cooked enough, put in the pasta and the beated eggs and cream into the pan and you’ve got it all sorted out.
The end result… 
Not too bad eh.. only took us like 30 minutes. 
The joke though is that it ended up being more expensive to cook for two people than for us to eat out. I’ve learned that unless we’re dividing the food up to 4 or more people, just eat out!

Oh oh and disclaimer… my food poisoning wasn’t caused by this pasta ok?

I mean my cooking may not be good… in fact it may be bad.. but it’s not poison.

Ahhhh!!!

Look at the time! It’s 5.40AM!

I’ve been up all night rolling around the bed with a stomach ache. Woke up to throw up 4 times tonight alone, threw up until there’s nothing else but water left to hurl but still I’m hurling. What the hell is wrong with me. I don’t remember eating anything dodgy in the past few days!
I’m waiting desperately for the sun to rise so I can go see a doctor.
I think I’m going to hurl again… brb

Andrew and Jayen’s Wedding

Remember Andrew and Jayen, the very funny couple that took Princess and I around Hong Kong while we were there in December?
The two of them finally tied the knot and last night was their wedding dinner! At my age, all the previous wedding dinners I’ve had the chance to attend were all from relatives and family friends but this is the first one of a friend that I had ever attended.
Something that a lot of my older seniors tell me that I will experience more and more in the coming years. They say when you’re 26-35 you’ll be attending multiple weddings a year. 
More and more of your friends getting married which puts more and more pressure on YOU to get married and which also apparently encourages you to budget a certain amount for wedding Ang Pows you have to give out every year.
It’s like you estimate how many of your friends are probably going to get married this year and you budget for it.
Speaking of Ang Pow, Princess and I went to the wedding proudly armed with an Ang Pow. When we got to the registration table Princess asked me
“What do we do now?”
Ish… silly question from Princess. I confidently walked up in front and told them that we were friends of the groom. They took out a list of names and asked us to mark down which ones were our names. I looked at the list up and down for a full two minutes but couldn’t find our names at all. For a minute there I thought that maybe we weren’t invited at all.
Then I turned to Princess and asked
“Did you remember to RSVP?”
She did of course. And we eventually found our names on another sheet of paper. Then we confidently walked in and sat down on our table with some of our other friends there.
Then about one hour into the dinner I turned to a friend seated on our table and asked
“Hey.. when are we supposed to pass the Ang Pow ar?”
She said
“Oh you were supposed to do it when you register”.
Princess and I were taken aback a little. We let out a big
“OH REALLY?!?!”
Then we asked everyone else
“Hey did you guys give your Ang Pow already?”
And they all said
“Yes.. when you register that time you give so they can record you down”.
Then I had a flashback. Right after I got our table number the guy who gave it to me was waiting for me for something. I wasn’t sure what… but it’s like… he didn’t exactly quickly move on to the person behind me right after he gave me my table number. 
But Princess and I got our table number and proudly walked in… we probably looked like a cheap bastards who came to eat free food.
Aihhh… we’re such wedding noobs. It was after all our first wedding of a friend. For all the previous weddings we’ve been to, our parents always handled the Ang Pow part and we shamefully paid little attention to any of that.

I later ended up passing it to Andrew himself when he came to our table to do the traditional “YAM SENG”.
I hope he was sober enough to remember though. 
Aihh… goofy goofy us.

5 Things I Learned This Chinese New Year

1) Chinese New Year cookies are just the best. Someone should open a shop that sells them all year round. I’ll be a regular customer. Love the coffee almond cookies, peanut butter cookies and pineapple tarts the best.
2) The gloomy economic outlook is already reflected in the Ang Pows. This year’s Ang Pows seem a lot smaller than the previous years.
3) I don’t seem to have trouble explaining to my relatives what I do for a living anymore. Now lucky for me, most of them have heard of Nuffnang. When I used to tell them that I was doing an internet business, I used to get a look that said
“Ahhh.. another one of those guys that are just too lazy to work so you create an excuse to stay home and play computer games”.
4) Speaking of games, I played wayyyy too much Guitar Hero this trip back. Can’t help it when my family tells me that playing Guitar Hero with them is “spending time with the family“. After all, it’s Chinese New Year.
5) The Nuffies are really hardworking. I can see by the e-mails that go out that many of them are still working from home throughout Chinese New Year. 
And when they’re not working, they do things like what Raine from Nuffnang Singapore did in an e-mail she sent to all of us.
Thank you Raine.

The Days Before Chinese New Year

7 Hours is the time it takes from you to fly from Kuala Lumpur to Dubai.

It is also the time it took me yesterday to travel from KL back to Penang by car. 7 fucking hours in the bloody car! Can you imagine that?!?
Fortunately for me Princess came along for the ride to keep me company so it made the trip a lot less painful. If I had to pick one person to be with me in an enclosed area for a long period of time, I would pick Princess. She’s just so entertaining to be around with and she says the funniest things.
The night before we left for Penang, Princess and I went for a little Chinese New Year dinner of our own at Solaris Mont Kiara. I just recently discovered Solaris and it quickly became one of my favourite places to hang out. I don’t know whether it’s because of the many restaurants or bars or the way the place is lit up at night… but I just love it.
Princess and I picked this restaurant called Empire that served pretty fine-dining like food. It was Friday night so we decided to spoil ourselves. Plus the restaurant was having a promotion where if you spent more than RM150, they would give you 20% off your total bill. 
We tried to make good that offer but later on realized how painfully hard it is for two people to eat RM150 worth of food assuming you don’t order any alcohol. 
Heck, we took out our little calculators and calculated everything. Even if the both of us had appetizers and dessert, we still wouldn’t have made enough to hit RM150 so we decided to let go of our kiasuness in the end and do without appetizers and dessert ie fine dining budget style.
Halfway through our meal the chef came out and asked us about the food which I thought was fantastic! We later got to talking a little and I asked the chef “Hey where’re you from? Are you from around here?”
And suddenly he looked around the restaurant and whispered to us
“I’m from Singapore… but don’t let anyone know”.
I was a little surprised at his reaction. I couldn’t understand why! So I told him so what if someone knows you’re Singaporean. Malaysians don’t discriminate against Singaporeans and vice versa. I’ve loads of Singaporean friends… heck my business partner is Singaporean. 
In fact I think Malaysians and Singaporeans are very much alike. Look at the way we speak English. Nobody else in the world speaks English like us.
Anyway we ended the night early. Princess and I had to drive back to Penang together tomorrow and she was staying over at my place. Unprepared as usual she must’ve forgotten to bring her pajamas or something so she ended up running through my closet (without my permission) and grabbing herself a t-shirt and shorts of mine.
The next thing I noticed when I went looking for her was this.
She was standing in the toilet reading a book while removing her make-up.
Forget my amusement on how a girl can remove her make-up and read a book at the same time… pay attention to how my bermuda shorts look like on her.
It practically looked like she was wearing long pants!
Hahahahaa cute little Princess. 
Reminds me of the time she was wearing a bath robe at the Venetian.
Can you even see any part of her leg?
Happy Chinese New Year everyone!

Nicholas’s New Toy & Nuffnang Ang Pows

Just about a week ago the Nuffies were having our usual lunch together at a cafe near the office on Heritage Row. We were talking about the usual stuff… celebrity blogger gossip, movies, relationships and sex. 
Then at one point some of the guys started talking about phones. Nicholas who had been with Nuffnang since some of our earlier days had a phone that was close to a hundred years old that he thought needed replacing.
That reminded me of something… of how since months ago we’ve been meaning to get Nicholas a Blackberry since he’s often out of the office for meetings and it’ll help him send and receive his e-mails while he’s out. Besides some of my friends have it and they all think it’s great.
So when we all got back to the office after lunch I pulled him to a corner and told him we were going to get him a Blackberry Bold, the latest Blackberry in the market here so far. That would be Nuffnang’s gift to him… not a company phone but his. That means we buy him the phone as a present and even if he leaves…. he keeps it (you’re not going to leave are you dude?)
The next day we all went over to Pavilion for lunch and accompanied Nicholas to a Maxis outlet to get him a Blackberry. 
Needless to say, he was excited like a teenager about to get his first blowjob.
While the rest of the Nuffies pretended to be sad that they weren’t getting one themselves yet. 
The Blackberry Bold turned out to be a pretty cool phone. 
Now Nicholas not only checks his e-mail in real-time but is online on MSN constantly 24 hours a day wherever he goes. Most of the time however, the truth behind your boss giving you a Blackberry is so that he can e-mail you anytime he likes and you can no longer use the excuse: “I haven’t checked my mail yet”.
HAHAHA! Nicholas… fooled you are!!! FOOLED I TELL YOU!!!
Nevertheless… Nicholas was still happy.
and Pinky still pretending to be sad. 
Silly girl… doesn’t know the hell she just escaped.
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Just this week Ming came up with an idea. He declared that Nuffnang should give all its staff Chinese New Year Ang Pow for luck. You know so our Nuffies will make more money throughout the year.
It’s my first time giving out Ang Pow’s since clearly I’m not married, and I had no idea how much to give. So I asked Tim 2 (One of the Nuffies) how much was the average Ang Pow he got every year. Then I took that number he gave me and multiplied it by 10 and that was the Ang Pow we gave out to the Nuffies in the customized Nuffnang Ang Pow packets.
It turned out to be quite a lot of money but I think the Nuffies all deserved it. They all worked very very hard many days, even through weekends sometimes selling ads, servicing clients and even planning events for Nuffnangers. 
May everyone have a Happy Chinese New Year up ahead!
To my readers who are heading back to their hometowns, take advantage of this week to spend time with family and catch up with old friends.
To my readers who are overseas for work or study…. fret not. I know how you feel, I spent 3 years in the UK without coming home for Chinese New Year. It doesn’t feel the same…. but being around friends and a phone call back home just makes you feel better.

Nicholas’s New Toy & Nuffnang Ang Pows

Just about a week ago the Nuffies were having our usual lunch together at a cafe near the office on Heritage Row. We were talking about the usual stuff… celebrity blogger gossip, movies, relationships and sex. 
Then at one point some of the guys started talking about phones. Nicholas who had been with Nuffnang since some of our earlier days had a phone that was close to a hundred years old that he thought needed replacing.
That reminded me of something… of how since months ago we’ve been meaning to get Nicholas a Blackberry since he’s often out of the office for meetings and it’ll help him send and receive his e-mails while he’s out. Besides some of my friends have it and they all think it’s great.
So when we all got back to the office after lunch I pulled him to a corner and told him we were going to get him a Blackberry Bold, the latest Blackberry in the market here so far. That would be Nuffnang’s gift to him… not a company phone but his. That means we buy him the phone as a present and even if he leaves…. he keeps it (you’re not going to leave are you dude?)
The next day we all went over to Pavilion for lunch and accompanied Nicholas to a Maxis outlet to get him a Blackberry. 
Needless to say, he was excited like a teenager about to get his first blowjob.
While the rest of the Nuffies pretended to be sad that they weren’t getting one themselves yet. 
The Blackberry Bold turned out to be a pretty cool phone. 
Now Nicholas not only checks his e-mail in real-time but is online on MSN constantly 24 hours a day wherever he goes. Most of the time however, the truth behind your boss giving you a Blackberry is so that he can e-mail you anytime he likes and you can no longer use the excuse: “I haven’t checked my mail yet”.
HAHAHA! Nicholas… fooled you are!!! FOOLED I TELL YOU!!!
Nevertheless… Nicholas was still happy.
and Pinky still pretending to be sad. 
Silly girl… doesn’t know the hell she just escaped.
—————–
Just this week Ming came up with an idea. He declared that Nuffnang should give all its staff Chinese New Year Ang Pow for luck. You know so our Nuffies will make more money throughout the year.
It’s my first time giving out Ang Pow’s since clearly I’m not married, and I had no idea how much to give. So I asked Tim 2 (One of the Nuffies) how much was the average Ang Pow he got every year. Then I took that number he gave me and multiplied it by 10 and that was the Ang Pow we gave out to the Nuffies in the customized Nuffnang Ang Pow packets.
It turned out to be quite a lot of money but I think the Nuffies all deserved it. They all worked very very hard many days, even through weekends sometimes selling ads, servicing clients and even planning events for Nuffnangers. 
May everyone have a Happy Chinese New Year up ahead!
To my readers who are heading back to their hometowns, take advantage of this week to spend time with family and catch up with old friends.
To my readers who are overseas for work or study…. fret not. I know how you feel, I spent 3 years in the UK without coming home for Chinese New Year. It doesn’t feel the same…. but being around friends and a phone call back home just makes you feel better.

Real Chanel or Fake Chanel?

I’ve only just recently come to learn how much a woman’s hand bag can cost. Now I used to think LV was expensive with the lower range bags cost RM2,500 to RM5,000.
Until my girl friends told me about Chanel. Chanel apparently costs at least RM10,000 onwards… for each bag.
Seriously… unless the bag comes with a coffee maker, a missile launcher and your very own R2D2 from Star Wars I can’t understand how a bag can be worth that much!
Since I’ve learned about these bags I’ve started paying attention to seeing them in public and I’ve seen so many of them! Heck it’s almost as if everyone has a Chanel. 
Many of which are apparently fake though. I saw this really trashy looking girl in 1-U the other day wearing Asadi sneakers, jeans and some t-shirt but carrying a very flashy Chanel bag. I wanted to believe it was real at first but even Princess ruled that out as a real bag.
Then just last week I saw this girl lining up in front of me at KFC carrying this Chanel bag.
You tell me… real or fake?

Hello This is Lolo!

Not too long ago I learned that Princess just like many other people I know grew up with a teddy bear. You know the kind of teddy bear you sleep with every night and even when you go overseas to study one day you bring it along with you.
The bear she has is so old that it had turned from its original pink colour origin to… purple. Yes… I guess now we all know that once you put black and lots of black on pink, it turns purple.
The joke though is not how the teddy bear changed the colour of its skin over its years but it’s the name Princess gave her. The teddy bear was named LOLO.
LOLO! Can you imagine that?? I thought it was a really stupid name! Haha!
So one day I decided to change my MSN nick to “Lolo” and for the sake of realism I put up a picture of Lolo as my profile pic. 
The responses I got… well… I learned that if you change your MSN nick to something stupid, some of your friends will worry for you.
~Y[S]~ joshuaongys says: (2:20:16 PM)okay something muz be wrong with u
Lolo says: (2:21:57 PM)what?

Lolo says: (2:21:58 PM)why?
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Some will think you’ve lost your mind…
MaN|acZ *mssoc says: (11:15:07 AM)mr. Timothy Tiah is known as Lolo?

MaN|acZ *mssoc says: (11:15:07 AM)lol

MaN|acZ *mssoc says: (11:15:10 AM)u gotta be kidding me
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Some won’t get it…
Dean says: (9:18:03 AM)whatup biatch?
Lolo says: (9:19:25 AM)hello this is lolo
Dean says: (9:19:48 AM)what the hell is a lolo?
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Some will play along…
jammie says: (4:27:17 PM)o hai pink bear that turned purple hahhha
And some really just won’t give a shit what you call yourself and just act like nothing happened…
Lolo says: (10:50:53 AM)gin where u

GiN says: (10:51:06 AM)hey lolo..

GiN says: (10:51:09 AM)i’m in kl…

GiN says: (10:51:21 AM)wats up lolo..
Lolo says: (10:51:34 AM)ahahah