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Project Alpha Episode 2 and 3 (Fourfeetnine)

After a 7 and a half hour drive yesterday back to Penang I finally reached my hometown. It wasn’t funny. My ass was pretty flat by the end of the ride.

Fortunately my brother was around to drive half of the way so I spent half of the way just playing Airline Tycoon on my iPhone. 

Plus the heavy rain didn’t help the jam much. 
The journey turned out to be pretty worth it though. It’s always nice to be back home sometimes. My room gives me a nostalgic feeling that reminds me of before and I sometimes find old things that I used to use a lot (no longer though). Perhaps I’ll blog about that next. Let me settle down first ok? Must spend time with parents.
Haven’t seen them for a long long time.
So to keep you guys occupied in the mean time. Here’s episode 2 
and episode 3 of Project Alpha featuring Princess where Jojo dragged her to the gym after hearing that she never exercises.
I thought she was really cute in episode 3.
Catch you guys soon ok ? 🙂
Selamat Hari Raya!

Project Alpha – Episode 1 (Fourfeetnine.com)

Project Alpha’s first episode was uploaded today featuring none other than Princess.


In this first episode we talk a bit about our relationship and you get to see Princess’ home, where I spend a lot of time at each week.

An episode will be released each day. The first one today, another tomorrow and so on so forth.

You can view the next episodes when they come out at the Project Alpha page.

The Day I Destroyed My David Tao Recording

Last Saturday I was at the T-Music Festival (sponsored by Tiger) at Bukit Jalil. Man… it sure was one hell of a concert. It started at 7PM and had back to back performances all the way till nearly 2.00AM. Tiger gave me a pair of VVIP tickets where I could stand like 2 meters away from the stage, where I stood for like 5 hours!
The experience though was… mesmerizing. There were like 20 acts from the most famous artists in the region. I mean you had everyone from Yung Joey, Justin, Powerstation, Soler, Lee Sheng Jie to … DAVID TAO.
There were some Malaysian singers there that night too. I was impressed by this particular guy. I think his name was Eric Lim.
I was convinced by the end of the concert that I will probably never ever in my life again be able to see so many superstars in one night. Unless we have another one next year (please have another one next year Tiger!). I’m pretty sure that a lot of other people there that night are wishing for that too… all 12,000 of them.
Yes I heard there were like 12,000 people there!
For most of the night, Princess and I found a very comfortable spot just like 1-2 meters away from the stage. I was quite happy with our spot. There were people in front of us but I could see the stage really clearly from where I was standing.
Princess though was really fidgety. She didn’t seem very entertained and insisted that we tried to push further to the front when we were already so close to the front.

It was then that I later realized why.
From where we were standing, this was what I could see at my eye level.
Princess on the other hand is a little smaller in size. So this was what she could see. Basically the backs of a couple of guys in front of us and that’s it.
She could hear the music and the crowds cheer but she had no clue what was happening on stage.
This is where we both saw a kind deed that made us both proud to be Malaysians. The two guys in front of us saw that Princess was jumping up and down trying to get a view of the stage so they offered to let her take their place in front. Princess at first hesitated because she didn’t want to separate from me but the two guys even told me to go ahead with her.
So we both went in front and took their place…. and Princess could see the concert that was meant to be seen.
After like almost 5 hours of performances, we all got to see the act that almost everyone was waiting for. David Tao.
The second he stepped on the stage the crowd went totally crazy. So did I! I whipped out my camera and started taking lots of pictures…. so that I could later on put these pictures on my blog and share the joy with you guys.

I took so many pictures until I realized that I should also take a video too. So I switched on my video mode on my camera and started recording away. Just in time to hear him start singing “Ai Hen Jian Dan”, one of his biggest hits.

The whole crowd went insane! We all sang along with him throughout “I LOOOOVVVEEEE YOUUUU….”. I kept recording almost the full song but I accidentally stopped the recording towards the end only to start it again in time to catch the last 30 seconds.

Soon after singing “Ai Hen Jian Dan”, he bid us all goodbye and left us all in tears.
Yung Joey then came on to stage to sing her part. She had a great sense of humour and she really was quite the entertainer.

We all left the T-Music Festival that night with a big smile on our faces.

It had been a great night and a night that I would remember forever. Not only that… I was going home with a recording of David Tao singing my favourite song.
I quickly uploaded and played the videos when I got home.
This was my Yung Joey video.


Not too bad.

Then came my David Tao recording of “Ai Hen Jian Dan”. That was then… I nearly felt like banging my head against the wall.
While recording his performance I hadn’t realized that I was also singing along in joy with everyone else in the crowd who were all singing along too. Since the camera was right in front of me, it recorded my voice more than everyone else INCLUDING DAVID TAO HIMSELF.
So I ended up with a recording of David Tao’s performance but with my voice over.It wasn’t enough that I was singing like a drunk, at some parts where I forgot the words I simply mumbled something.
I ended up with a recording of David Tao’s LIVE performance, DUBBED over by Timothy Tiah’s voice. ARGHH!!!!!!!
I was so angry with myself I was rolling around in bed that night. UHUK UHUK!!!. Princess for some reason found it funny and kept laughing at me.
So I’m not going to share the video I ruined with you guys. Why would you want to hear my drunk singing.

Instead I’ll share a video of the last 30 seconds of his song. I also managed to ruin a little bit of this video but it wasn’t as bad because by the end of the song I was already losing my breath.
There you have it everyone. The day I destroyed my David Tao recording.

Thank you anyway to Tiger for giving me the chance to see so many stars perform LIVE in one night. Please have another one next year.

Pimp My Broadband

Okay DiGi just launched this campaign called “Pimp My Broadband” which is something like “Pimp My Ride” on MTV. You know when people take videos of how bad their cars are ask MTV to pimp them. I thought it was a really cool idea (some of you might know how I’ve been struggling with my poor broadband lately) and I somehow decided to do this entry for fun. Note that this is not an advertorial or anything. DiGi isn’t paying me anything to write this. Just thought it’ll be fun.
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Dear DiGi,

My name is Munkeh.

I’m a monkey but I’m not like any of those stupid monkeys that you see in Botanical Gardens chasing tourists for bananas. No… me and my kind are intelligent monkeys. Monkeys so smart that we can do anything you the humans do and more. Albert II, the first monkey that ever went into space (far before humans did) was my uncle.

We are everywhere! All over the homes of the humans all over the world but we do not reveal how much we know to them. No no no… we lie quietly in their homes, carefully laying out our plans to TAKE OVER THE WORLD BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!
But…things….. have…. not… been… great for me lately 🙁
You see 2 years ago I moved in with this human. I used to think that his name is “Timothy” but I often hear his grandma call him “Ah Boy!” and his girlfriend call him “Oi!”.

Oi must be his name then. Anyway, Oi is the best human to stay with if you want to lay out evil monkey plans to rule the world. Why? Because he is almost never at home.
He wakes up at 6AM in the morning, puts on his gay looking sleeveless shirt and runs off to this place that he calls a gym. I’m not sure what he does there but 1 and a half hours later he comes back looking soaked like he had just jumped into a big monsoon drain and came out again.
Then he takes a quick shower and rushes off to work. I never see him again until very late at night when he comes back with his girlfriend who is this cute little girl.

So as you can see, being out of the house most of the time gives me plenty of time alone to work on my plans to dominate the world!!!
I spend much time on his laptop using the World Wide Web to communicate with my fellow monkeys.

I cannot divulge here our top secret plans to take over the world but believe me it is good. Lately though I have run into a lot of problems with the broadband that connects me to the World Wide Web and to my clan of evil monkeys!
The connection is so slow I can load a webpage, go pee and come back to have it still not yet fully loaded. My cousin Pan-Kun who lives in Japan often laughs at me.

He says his broadband there can load a full YouTube video in the time that it takes me load a webpage. He says that my broadband “sucks”. It’s not just the speed. Every now and then my internet connection dies completely. I have to call up my service provider and have them ask me lots of questions like this:
1) Can I please get your name and your account name? (Name: Munkeh. Account name: Munkeh_RULEZ_THE_WORLDZ).
2) Is your modem connected to your router properly (Yes)
3) Is your modem turned on (Duh)
4) Did you try switching it on and off (Yes)
…. and questions like that until they eventually say “Ok Sir, we will investigate and send a team to you in 2-3 working days”.
2-3 WORKING DAYS!!! INTERNETLESS FOR 2 WORKING DAYS!!! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO UNTIL THEN? CLIMB TREES AND EAT BANANAS?!?!?! (Honestly… bananas are overrated. Damn humans think we love them more than anything. I prefer cake. The other day Oi brought back this Tiramisu from Alexis… IT WAS EPIC).

So please DiGi. Please Pimp My Broadband so I can give Pan-Kun the finger. In exchange for helping me out I will let you live when we take over the world.
Please DiGi… PUH-LEEEZEE!!!

(see? I’m even begging)
Yours Truly,
Munkeh

Melbourne Part 3: Footy & Crown

After our road trip to Phillip Island, we made it back to the hotel for a quick shower and then off to watch a footy match. Footy is a sport that is played only in Australia and predominantly around Melbourne. But it’s huge there.
I could see how huge it was for Kruppy who was bringing us there. On the way to the Etihad Stadium he was gleaming away in excitement. 
He wasn’t the only one. Crowds of people flocked to the stadium just to catch a match against the Bulldogs and the Magpies (Not their real club names but what they were referred as). 

Lots of people were wearing jerseys of the team they were supporting and it really looked like a football match in England except for one thing: They let the audience for opposing teams sit together whereas in England, the Liverpool supporters are always separated from the Man Utd ones or a fight would break out.
Footy is a bit like rugby and it’s pretty fast paced so it gets quite exciting.

Trying to act it up like the locals, we all had by tradition…. a pie on one hand and a beer on the other. Apparently that’s what everyone here is supposed to have while watching the match though we later realized that we seem to be the only ones holding both during the match.

The people around us must’ve been thinking
“Silly tourists… they must’ve read that in some silly tour guide book and think we all do it”.
Here’s a picture of Princess & me and the Perfect Couple Pierre & Lay See. 

Pierre is in the background eating his pie.

The match was great fun though. I was losing focus by half time so Grace suggested a game with Ming where every time her team scores she would get to punch Ming in the arm and every time Ming’s team scores a goal he would get to punch her.
Grace’s team was winning all the way up to the moment he made the bet so she was pretty happy with herself. Right after she made the bet though, Ming’s team embarked on a winning streak.
By the end of the match, Grace was punched so many times in her arm we nearly had to call social services.
We all left the stadium just before the game ended to avoid getting stuck in a major jam.
Destination was back to the hotel to shower again and freshen up for dinner. Dinner was to be at Crown (the hotel & casino), at Rockpool with the Aussie Nuffies.
The Pierre & Lay See came along as our guests too.
We ended up waiting like 1 and a half hours for our food to come after ordering it. Can you imagine that?
Then we called the waiter with the intent to complain but when we said our food is not here, she calmly replied “It takes at least half an hour to prepare your steak”. It was like her saying “You can’t rush the artist…. and our chef is one… so wait patiently or get out”.
And like art it was…. the steak we had that night was…. GOOD. 
After dinner we all went to the casino for a while where Pierre and Ming bullied me. I budgeted to lose only up to AUD100 that night and we were playing roulette. The money I use at gambling to me is like an entertainment expense. I treat it like money I would spend if I went out at night to a club or bar or something anyway. So I was losing bit by bit but I was having fun nevertheless.
Then came a point where Pierre suddenly decided to be brave and pushed in all his chips on BLACK. Giving him an almost 50:50 chance to double his money or lose everything.
Ming followed in and pushed all his chips into black as well and they both looked at me and told me to do it too. I cowered… “WAN MEHH???!?”
I didn’t want to lose all my money that quickly… but they threatened our friendship so I put everything in except for a small little pile of chips just for me to play another 10 minutes before after we lose that big round.
Just when I thought that I had gotten away with it, Pierre shouted across the table
“TIM!!! I SEE YOU HIDING SOME CHIPS THERE!!! PUT IT IN… NOW”.
And I reluctantly put out my chips waiting for it to disappear by the hands of the dealer.
All of us watched in fear as the roulette wheel spun round and round and I nearly passed out from the anxiety. Then the roulette ball landed on black and we were all saved!!! We all doubled our money!!!!
The next 2 times I did that same thing that night I lost though and I ended up losing whatever money I budgeted for the night.
So lesson of the day…. you never win at gambling.

Melbourne Part 3: Footy & Crown

After our road trip to Phillip Island, we made it back to the hotel for a quick shower and then off to watch a footy match. Footy is a sport that is played only in Australia and predominantly around Melbourne. But it’s huge there.
I could see how huge it was for Kruppy who was bringing us there. On the way to the Etihad Stadium he was gleaming away in excitement. 
He wasn’t the only one. Crowds of people flocked to the stadium just to catch a match against the Bulldogs and the Magpies (Not their real club names but what they were referred as). 

Lots of people were wearing jerseys of the team they were supporting and it really looked like a football match in England except for one thing: They let the audience for opposing teams sit together whereas in England, the Liverpool supporters are always separated from the Man Utd ones or a fight would break out.
Footy is a bit like rugby and it’s pretty fast paced so it gets quite exciting.

Trying to act it up like the locals, we all had by tradition…. a pie on one hand and a beer on the other. Apparently that’s what everyone here is supposed to have while watching the match though we later realized that we seem to be the only ones holding both during the match.

The people around us must’ve been thinking
“Silly tourists… they must’ve read that in some silly tour guide book and think we all do it”.
Here’s a picture of Princess & me and the Perfect Couple Pierre & Lay See. 

Pierre is in the background eating his pie.

The match was great fun though. I was losing focus by half time so Grace suggested a game with Ming where every time her team scores she would get to punch Ming in the arm and every time Ming’s team scores a goal he would get to punch her.
Grace’s team was winning all the way up to the moment he made the bet so she was pretty happy with herself. Right after she made the bet though, Ming’s team embarked on a winning streak.
By the end of the match, Grace was punched so many times in her arm we nearly had to call social services.
We all left the stadium just before the game ended to avoid getting stuck in a major jam.
Destination was back to the hotel to shower again and freshen up for dinner. Dinner was to be at Crown (the hotel & casino), at Rockpool with the Aussie Nuffies.
The Pierre & Lay See came along as our guests too.
We ended up waiting like 1 and a half hours for our food to come after ordering it. Can you imagine that?
Then we called the waiter with the intent to complain but when we said our food is not here, she calmly replied “It takes at least half an hour to prepare your steak”. It was like her saying “You can’t rush the artist…. and our chef is one… so wait patiently or get out”.
And like art it was…. the steak we had that night was…. GOOD. 
After dinner we all went to the casino for a while where Pierre and Ming bullied me. I budgeted to lose only up to AUD100 that night and we were playing roulette. The money I use at gambling to me is like an entertainment expense. I treat it like money I would spend if I went out at night to a club or bar or something anyway. So I was losing bit by bit but I was having fun nevertheless.
Then came a point where Pierre suddenly decided to be brave and pushed in all his chips on BLACK. Giving him an almost 50:50 chance to double his money or lose everything.
Ming followed in and pushed all his chips into black as well and they both looked at me and told me to do it too. I cowered… “WAN MEHH???!?”
I didn’t want to lose all my money that quickly… but they threatened our friendship so I put everything in except for a small little pile of chips just for me to play another 10 minutes before after we lose that big round.
Just when I thought that I had gotten away with it, Pierre shouted across the table
“TIM!!! I SEE YOU HIDING SOME CHIPS THERE!!! PUT IT IN… NOW”.
And I reluctantly put out my chips waiting for it to disappear by the hands of the dealer.
All of us watched in fear as the roulette wheel spun round and round and I nearly passed out from the anxiety. Then the roulette ball landed on black and we were all saved!!! We all doubled our money!!!!
The next 2 times I did that same thing that night I lost though and I ended up losing whatever money I budgeted for the night.
So lesson of the day…. you never win at gambling.

The Nuffnang Asia-Pacific Blog Awards

I’m really excited about the Nuffnang Asia-Pacific Blog Awards. For the longest time, Ming and I have wanted to do the a Blog Awards. We knew though that we didn’t want to simply do one where you’ll just have a website announce it and then later on announce the winners. 

We wanted to do one that had an actual award show with a grand gala dinner,

something like the Oscars for blogs. Finally after over 2 and a half years of Nuffnang being around we’ve finally found the support and the resources to do a big one. It’s going to be held in Uniquely Singapore and sponsored by Pringles.
I’m excited not just because a lot of top bloggers from all over the region will be there but also because it will also be the first time the entire Nuffnang team from Malaysia, Singapore, Philippines and Australia will meet together for the first time.

The date is the 23rd October 2009. Keep it in your calendars guys!
If you’d like to nominate a blog for the award or find more details on how to go, click here.
PS: Thank you to those who nominated my blog but naturally being one of the Nuffnang Founders I’m not allowed to win 🙁

Melbourne Part 2: Road Trip

My phone alarm clock started ringing away. My eyes painted a picture of my surroundings and sent all that information back to my brain for it to decipher where I was. I wasn’t in my bed back home. I was in my hotel room in Melbourne and the time was 7.30AM.
Next to me I heard a little snoring sound. The little baby dinosaur I call Princess during the hours that I’m awake was still asleep. Snoring away. I nudged her  “Baby wake up… time to get up”.
She ignored me.
On normal Sundays I would have let her sleep for a while longer but not that day. That Sunday, we were all supposed to report in the hotel lobby at 8AM sharp to go for a road trip that Colonel Ming had planned for us in his “military-style” routine.

So I nudged the little baby dinosaur once more and gave her a warning this time “If we’re late… Ming is going to be pissed…”. I knew not only would he be pissed but he’ll probably ask us to “Get down and gimme 20”.
The baby dinosaur comprehended then woke up letting up a little “Roarr!!!!”.
About 25 minutes later we were all downstairs waiting for David to come meet us and take us for the trip. We were going in two cars. David was driving one and we rented another car that Ming was going to drive.
We had some early morning chatter but Princess though was still very much asleep. This is how she really literally looked like the whole morning.
Kinda like sleep walking like that the whole morning. Normally when there’s a camera pointed at her, Princess would get herself to the best angle and make a good pose for herself so she turned out well in the pictures.
That morning though as you can see she literally didn’t give a flying fuck.
It was too early.
Soon, David got here and we sped off on our road trip to Phillip Island. Phillip Island is where people normally go to see penguins early in the morning or late at night but we were going during the day so we were heading there to see some kangaroos and koalas.
The whole drive took about two hours. Just before I fell asleep this was the scenery I was looking at from the car.
And when I woke up… this was what I was looking at.
From city to country.
The little baby dinosaur was sleeping the whole time in the car so she was pretty much awake by the time we reached.
We entered this Wildlife park where they gave us bags of animal feed for us to feed the animals there. The first sign of animal life we saw there were these little duckies.
Princess was quick to draw out her bag of feed to serve them breakfast. Then she saw her first wallaby.

She thought it was cute so she started feeding it through the fence.
I have trouble telling the difference between the kangaroo and the wallaby. They look similar but there are some differences. Like the kangaroo is supposed to be a lot bigger than the wallaby.
Right after we dragged Princess away before she used up all her feed in the first 5 minutes, we walked into this open field to see more kangaroos. We were met instead by emus which I can honestly tell you are probably one of the scariest birds out there.

They’re big and tall and they’re not afraid of humans. When we walked in they came right at us and looked us in the eye. It kinda looks like a velociraptor. You kinda keep thinking that it’s going to peck you in the eye or something.
Not to mention it was a little annoying too. It knew that some of us had the bags of food in our pockets so it kept trying to dig into our pockets with its beak. And when we tried to feed a poor little wallaby it would come over and try to eat up all the food for itself.
We carried on our walk through the park and we saw more kangaroos and wallabies. Princess took the opportunity to feed more of them and have them eat out of her hand.
That was something I honestly didn’t like doing. I just don’t like the idea of having any animal lick off stuff from my hand. Just a little… geli. This is how I feed the animals.
That’s right… no bending down with food in my hands. Just me pouring it out and say “Here… come get it… good boy … good boy”.
Suddenly we heard a little girl shout “NO NO NO!!! DADDY!!!!….. GIVE IT BACK!!! GIVE IT BACK!!!”
David’s eldest daughter, Ariel was just as generous as Princess in giving out food. She saw this wallaby and she wanted to feed it but she accidentally let the entire bag slip and the wallaby was having it all for itself. 
Ariel asked the wallaby to give the bag back but it just went on to take a bite off the paper bag itself.
David and Ariel gave up on that last bag and we walked on. We saw a lot more animals and ended up seeing a cage with eagles in it. 
Kinda felt a bit sad. I mean the eagles in the cage could only fly and open its wings for no more than 3 seconds before it reached the other end of the cage. 

Eagles just look like they should be free… not in a cage. Either that or put them in a really big cage where they can fly around.
A little further down from the eagles cage we saw the cutest animal of all. The wombat!!!
It’s so cute.

It’s like this little giant hamster that moves really slowly. Kinda looks like a big furball. It was very popular among the girls. Just because everyone thought he was cute, they were all showering him with food.
He was having a breakfast buffet!
The next cutest animal to the wombat is of course the koala. The koala though has got to be the laziest animal in the world.
All it does is hang on a tree and sleep. We saw so many of them and not one of them was awake.
Pierre, Ming and I decided to take a picture with a couple of them in the background.
We reached the end of the park really quickly after the koala bear. We paid a quick visit to the souvenir store and I saw this really cute stuffed wombat that I was thinking of buying for Princess.
Then I thought of all the tens of stuffed toys she had at home and of how she really didn’t need another one to take up its place as much as she tried to make me grow attached to it by placing it on my shoulder.

So she kissed the stuffed wombat goodbye… 

and all 12 of us left in the two cars and headed back to Melbourne.
We were going to catch a footie match in the afternoon. Will blog about that soon too. I shall leave you guys with a picture of the little baby dinosaur and me in the Kangaroo park.
Ahh what a start to a Sunday.

DAVID TAO IS COMING TO THE T.MUSIC FESTIVAL!!!

I AM A FREAKING BIG DAVID TAO FAN!!!

The T. Music Festival is a concert by Tiger which will bring in some of the top artists in Asia.

So when I heard about T. Music running a campaign on Nuffnang to promote the T. Music Festival I jumped at the opportunity and begged they give me the advertorial.
Begged… as in I almost went down on my knees and said
“PUH-LEEEEEEEEEZEEE!!!”

I also begged that they give me not just tickets for myself… but also for me to give away to some of my readers who are equally huge fans as well. 
Let me first tell you what the “T. Music Festival” is about. It’s a 5-hour long marathon concert brought to you by Tiger Beer and it’s going to be held in Bukit Jalil National Stadium on the 12th of September.
The singers who are going to be there are….

From Hong Kong: Joey Yung, Justin, Kay Tse, Khalil Fong, Soler and Kenny Kwan.

From China: Jade Liu and Ocean

And from Taiwan: Power Station, Sam Lee and DAVID TAO!!!!
DAVID TAO!!!
I LOVE DAVID TAO. Let me show you guys his songs that I love.

First there’s this one

Then there’s this one
And this one. A song about a situation a lot of guys face in their lifetimes. About a guy liking a girl and wanting to be more than just a friend. Ahhh we’ve all been there.
And then…. There is my ALL TIME FAVOURITE…
I CAN’T MISS THIS!!!!
The tickets though are RM268, RM168 and RM118 for the numbered seating and RM68 for free seating but I have something better.

Tiger has given me 10 pairs of tickets to give away to my readers!!! So 10 of you (with a friend or a date) can go for the concert as well. If we’re lucky we might be able to go together.

Don’t you guys just love Tiger?
The thing is though, there are thousands of you out there and I need to figure out a way to narrow down who to give the tickets too. 
So I’m going to run a simple contest okay?
Leave a comment and tell me what you would do if you had a chance to meet any of the artists that were going for the T. Music Festival. (I’ve opened it up so anyone can comment as opposed to in the past where only Blogger Account holders can comment) I’ll pick the best few comments ok?

Please also email me your comment at lengmoublogs@yahoo.com so that I can contact you if you’re one of the winning comments.

Deadline in 2 days (Closes 7th Sept, Monday 12.00AM)!