#174
In our room one night
Me: What’s that smell? What are you rubbing your stomach with?
Shorty: Stretch mark oil… to reduce my stretch mark as my stomach grows.
Me: Ooooh… I can haz some. *takes oil and rubs on own stomach*
Shorty: HAHA stupid! Solidarity huh?
Me: No… solely for the sake of my stomach.
#175
Visiting our Doctor
Doctor: I know the sex of the baby. Do you want to know?
Shorty/Me: YES YES YES!!!
Doctor: Ok you see this part? These are the legs, and in between them is…
Shorty/Me: OOoooooo
Doctor: Yep it’s a boy.
After Doctor’s visit.
Me: Gotta say… Fighter is pretty well-hung.
Shorty: Hey! Don’t talk about Fighter like that.
Me: He is Shorty. Did you see? It was so obvious even at 4 months old. Fighter was packing it.
#176
Me: Oh I forgot to tell you one thing I wanted to say to you earlier once we found out Fighter’s sex.
Shorty: What?
Me: I was thinking to myself… One small step for Fighter… One Giant Leap for MAXIMUS *does slow-motion moon walk*
Timothy Tiah – Co-Founder of Colony, Kuala Lumpur Co-Working Space