#100
Shorty and I are in Hokkaido for a conference. It’s city Sapporo is covered in snow.
When Shorty and I checked into our hotel we saw this.
Me: Umm… two single beds. Looks like we gonna have to squeeze together on one of them.
Shorty: What? You take one bed I take the other la!
Me: Cannot! Husband and wife must always sleep together!
Shorty: *looks at bed again*…. CANNOT SQUEEZE LA… YOU SO FAT!


Timothy Tiah – Co-Founder of Colony, Kuala Lumpur Co-Working Space