Last night, I came home after work and out of my car.
Now the funny thing is, separating my car park lot and the lift up to my apartment is a cement ‘railing‘.
So rather than walking one big round to the elevator I just made it quick and snappy and jumped over the railing.
Last night just as I got out of the car, I got a call from a very important person.
I was talking on the phone when I decided to make my jump across.
Just as I was about to jump, I stumbled a little bit and only made it half the distance… meaning I landed with each leg on either side of the railing and the railing right on my balls.
I felt my balls crunch against the cement and the thought of me having children 5 years from now flew past very very quickly.
I immediately hung up the phone to scream in pain
“AARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!”
But no one was around to hear me.
So while lying on the floor to wait for the pain in my groin to subside, I sent a shoutout from my phone on Pacmee.
“AUGH!!! I was trying to jump over a railing but stumbled and landed with the railing on my balls. AUGH!!! Somebody call an ambulance! QUICK!!!’
I waited for a few seconds for someone to come save me.
Now you would think my dear friends who receive my Pacmee Shoutout or read about it on my blog will straight away SMS me and say
“Dude… are you okay?”
or
“Dude… where do I ask the ambulance to go?”
or
“Hang in there dude… I’m coming to get you.”.
or even a solution on what to do
“Put your nuts on ice dude… that’ll stop the swelling.”
But noooo.. the replies I got were
“AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHH!!!!!!!”
or
“SHOW OFF SOME MORE LAH!!! JUMP JUMP!!!”
or
“LOL!!!”
I have great friends.
They all love me.. and will come help me in time of need.
Timothy Tiah – Co-Founder of Colony, Kuala Lumpur Co-Working Space