Last weekend I was at The Curve.
I love The Curve.
I don’t know why but I just do.
It’s not exactly a great place for shopping or anything but I love just going there to walk around or hang out.
So every weekend, I will find a reason to go to The Curve.
What’s not to like about The Curve.
If you don’t like the indoor shopping, then go on The Streets for their weekend street market.
If you don’t like shopping period, then go over to Cineleisure for a movie!
One thing caught my attention while at The Curve last weekend though.
After walking around, I felt the urge to go to the little boys’ room so I headed to the toilet I know right behind Big Apple Donuts.
The urinals were all full so I went into one of the cubicles, something I really don’t enjoy doing.
Going into cubicles in public toilets in Malaysia is a terrifying experience.
You’ll never know how much literally shit you’re going to see (literally). Somehow some people are of the impression that they don’t have to flush the toilet after doing their business because their shit flushes themselves.
I picked one at random and was lucky this time. The toilet was fairly empty. No doodie in sight.
Then as I got closer, something caught my attention.
Around the rims of the toilet seat was … PISS.
That really pissed me off.
Now I can understand why some guys can be a little lazy to lift up the toilet seat before they pee. Fair enough… I can understand that.
But…. WHAT THE FLYING FARK IS SO HARD ABOUT PISSING IN THE TOILET BOWL AND NOT AROUND IT?!?!?!?
WHAT THE HELL ELSE DO YOU THINK YOU’RE BORN WITH THAT MANHOOD FOR???
Yeah I know to do that and a lot of other things but ALSO SO THAT YOU CAN POINT AND SHOOT… it’s THAT SIMPLE!
But lets say you really can’t be bothered to aim before you shoot… or you do aim but you’re a lousy shot… then pull up some toilet paper and wipe off your mess!
DON’T LEAVE IT THERE FOR THE NEXT DUDE TO COME IN TO SEE HOW YOU DECORATED THE WHOLE CUBICLE WITH YOUR PEE!
Some people disgust me!
No wonder we have toilets just for the dudes and toilets just for ladies.
Imagine if guys and girls shared a unisex toilet.
Every girl who walks in to a cubicle is going to see your mess.
And not just that.
They’re all going to be thinking to themselves that “Hey… I’m going to have to sit on that thing”.
I know not all guys are like that. Many guys like me have the courtesy to aim properly or at worst case clean up their own mess, but if you ever have any friends who you love to decorate the cubicle with their fluids, please smack them hard on the head and teach them some toilet manners.
I ran out of the toilet as soon as I finished my business to get some fresh air.
And went inside the mall to cleanse my eyes of the terrible things I’ve seen in that toilet.
Ahhh… people skating on fake ice.
What a refreshing sight.
Timothy Tiah – Co-Founder of Colony, Kuala Lumpur Co-Working Space