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Applications For Boss Stewie’s Girlfriend

So I think it’s about time I closed the applications for Boss Stewie’s girlfriend.

Here are some interesting things about the results.

31 were the number of people who applied to be my girlfriend.

4 of which were guys

27 of which were girls

1 of them was my client

9 was the highest number when asked “How many sexual partners have you had?”

7 of them said they wanted to go out with me so I will “give them more ads”

14 of which said they wanted to go out with me because they thought I had a sense of humour

1 of which answered “69, missionary, doggie, filthy sanchez, hot carl, wheelbarrow, u name it i do it” when asked the question “List any special skills you have that might be relevant to this position.”

29 of which claimed to be virgins

27 of which probably lied about being virgins

Haha!


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