Ok so last night I was at Velvet (Zouk) with some friends…. the first time clubbing in a long long time!
I had a lot to drink… because a particular pretty girl kept ‘challenging‘ me to drink with her and I came home not drunk but pretty high and happy.
I was in that ‘high and happy’ state where everything I saw was amusing and made me laugh.
Even the cockroach I saw in my bathroom was funny… that is until I beat it to death with my FHM magazine which I threw away after it was tainted with cockroach juice.
I know I know what you guys are thinking…
“BOSS STEWIE!!! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?! WHY THE HELL DID YOU USE FHM TO WHACK COCKROACHES?!?!?! USE AN OLD NEWSPAPER LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE DO!!!”
And to those of you who say that.. I have only 3 words to say
“I… WAS…. HIGH….”
I would’ve even used an LV bag to whack the cockroach if I had one around me.
So anyway back to my story.
I came home, chatted on MSN for a while, brushed my teeth, beat a cockroach, took a shower to wash away the stench of cigarette smoke on myself and then headed to sleep.
The next morning which is this morning, I chucked all my smelly clothes from last night into the washing machine and went out for lunch while I left it for a wash.
While leaving the house I checked my pockets for everything…
Mobile phone… check
Car keys… check
Wallet… check
Bluetooth headset….
Uhmm…
Bluetooth headset…..
I couldn’t find it. So I thought maybe I might have left it in the car.
But I went down to the car to look for it and it wasn’t there!
I looked high and low and everywhere for my Bluetooth Headset that is the size of a 50 sen coin.
Soon enough, I gave up for a while. Thought that it’s just one of those things that will show up sooner or later.
And true enough it did.
I was taking out all my clothes from the washer and hanging them to dry when I suddenly begin to feel something small and hard in the pocket of my jeans.
UH OHHHHhhhh….
.
I DROWNED BY BLUETOOTH HEADSET!!!
Sure fair enough it was a stupid headset that kept giving me problems and was highly unstable so much that I was already planning to replace it… but it didn’t deserve to be DROWNED IN A WASHING MACHINE!!!
AUGHHH!!!
AUGGGHH!!!
Ok ok… I smell a shit storm coming.
My father reads my blog.
And eventhough my father is one who changes his bluetooth headset once every 2 months because it just fails on him, when he reads this, he is going to pick up the phone…
and he’s going to say
“GET HIGH SOME MORE LAR!!! YOU DESERVE IT!!!”
Timothy Tiah – Co-Founder of Colony, Kuala Lumpur Co-Working Space