I don’t know if some of you notice… but I have the super hero ability to be really really really fat when I feel like it.
Especially when I was in London and addicted to Krispy Kreme… seriously… I was so fat then, when I came home from the UK and walked around my house topless, my dad called me a “FAT SLOB”.
Heck even my fat friends in the UK used black marker pens to autograph my fat stomach… that’s how fat I was.
So all these years I was thinking that I should cut down on Krispy Kreme, potatoes, chips or any fatty foods if I wanted to lose weight but I was wrong.
I WAS WRONG I TELL YOU!!! WRONG WRONG!!!
There is something else that we all consume a lot that apparently has FAT IN IT!!!
And that is WATER!!!
IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!!!
I don’t eat so much… but I do drink a lot of water every day… more than most horses do.
And water is good for health.
It detoxifies your body, rehydrates you and bla bla bla…
So it’s good right?
WRONG!!!
I was at a lounge in transit for my flight to Singapore yesterday (to transit there to my current holiday destination that I will soon reveal)… and I found THIS!
Look closely at the bottle.. it says
FAT FREE H20!!!
Now two things hit me when I saw this bottle.
1) WATER HAS FAT IN IT?!?!?!
and the second thing:
2) *(@(*#(&@*#(&*@(&*##&(*$ THATS WHY I HAVE BEEN FAT ALL THIS WHILE!!!
So I grabbed a few bottles of the FAT FREE H20 and gulped it all down!!!
OHHHHH THANK YOU …. THANK YOU WHOEVER INVENTED THE FAT FREE WATER… NOW MY FAT TROUBLES ARE OVER….
You can even also see the difference almost instantly when you drink normal water and FAT FREE WATER….
Ok check these 2 pictures out.
SEEE?!?!?! SOO MUCH SKINNIER RIGHT?!?!?
HAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
BALLS TO ALL OF YOU WHO CALLED ME FAT BEFORE!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
KRISPY KREME!!!
BOSS STEWIE HAS RETURNED!!!
PS: I know I said in the last post that I will reveal where I have gone for my holiday… but Ok lar ok lar..next post I will finally give up the mystery and reveal where I am now for my week long holiday okay?
Timothy Tiah – Co-Founder of Colony, Kuala Lumpur Co-Working Space