So Shorty borrowed my gym bag not long ago and filled it up with her stuff that she never took out. Today at the gym I opened up my gym bag and out came pouring all her stuff. Everything from pink Hello Kitty earphones, some biscuits and lots of some other pink stuff.
All the built topless men around me gave me a look as I sheepishly stuffed the pink explosion back into the bag. I cleared my throat and shook my head trying to make it look like it was my little daughter’s stuff or something. I don’t think they would even believe anyway if I told them it belonged to my girlfriend.
I’ve decided that the next time I go to the gym I’m going to load my gym bag up with dumbbells or something and accidentally let them fall out in the changing room. Then I’ll let out some grunt… and spit on the floor or something.
Timothy Tiah – Co-Founder of Colony, Kuala Lumpur Co-Working Space