This is a guide for anyone who want to be a Penny.
- Your one job is to be mommy’s biggest fan
There is nobody and nothing more important than mommy. Always look for mommy whenever you can and never steer far from here. John Lennon was wrong when he said “all you need was Love”. I’m sure what he meant to say was “all you need is mommy”.
2. Always wear something on your head
Always
Always
Even when you’re at home.
3. Beauty is important
So all time spent not chasing mommy around and sticking to her like a lemur should be spent on personal beauty.
4. Always look good
It doesn’t matter if the man in your life dresses in polo-t , Toms and shorts all day long. ALWAYS dress better than your man. Always dress better than any man.
5. Sunnies are for anytime anywhere
Don’t believe the naysayers who say you look silly when you wear sunnies indoors. You never do.
6. Always follow your koko
Always do whatever koko does. If he watched iPad, watch iPad, if he sleeps, then sleep, if he eats grass, then eat grass.
7. Always help mommy with grocery shopping
Don’t add to her burden, Get your own trolley and help mommy ship the shopping around.
8. Always know when to take a break
After a busy busy day, never ever forget to sit back, relax and take a break. Just before you go find mommy again.
So there you have it. Now everyone can be Penny!
Timothy Tiah – Co-Founder of Colony, Kuala Lumpur Co-Working Space