#201
Me: Shorty come I ask you trick question.
Shorty: What?
Me: Bob has 40 chocolate bars. He eats 35. What does he have left?
Shorty: What?
Me: You tell me.
Shorty: I want to say 5 but you sure say wrong one.
Me: Only one way to find out.
Shorty: Fine…. 5.
Me: Wrong… HAHAH
Shorty: Then what’s the answer?
Me: Diabetes. Bob has diabetes. *grins*
Shorty: ….
Me: You know you want to laugh too… come on don’t hold it back… HAHAHA
Shorty: No I laugh because you damn stupid your face.
#202
On a weekday morning I wake up and get ready to go to work. I turn off the air con then turn on the fan because it’s really cold. Shorty is still in bed. Just as I was about to leave the room…
Shorty: Hmfff… hmff fhhh frrrhhh!!!
Me: What?
Shorty: Hmmmfff hmfff frrhhh air-con!!
Me: What?
Shorty: On back the air-con asshole!
Me: Oh ok sorry. *turns on air-con*
The next day in our room. I’m swinging my golf club practising my golf swing when I accidentally hit her dressing table with it.
Shorty: Oi fuck la what are you doing!?!
Me: Ooops hehehe.. sorry.
Shorty: -____-
Me: Ohhh so vulgar huh this Shorty. Few days ago call her husband an asshole. Then today say “Fuck lah!”.
Shorty: Of course lah! What kind of idiot swings a golf club in his bedroom?
Me: And now we have “idiot”. Thanks Shorty.
Timothy Tiah – Co-Founder of Colony, Kuala Lumpur Co-Working Space