#154
After a tiring jog around the neighbourhood one evening. I walk to our front door and realize that I forgot to bring my keys. So I ring the doorbell.
*ding dong*
Shorty: *opens door slightly and looks at me suspiciously* I don’t want to buy anything.
Me: What?
Shorty: I don’t want to buy anything. *shuts door*
Me: OI!!!
Shorty: *opens door* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
Me: Stupid huh this girl.
Shorty: HAHAHAHAH what were you thinking when I did that?
Me: I felt like punching this person. So annoying. After such a tiring jog still want to make it difficult for me to get into my own house.
#155
Looking at a Facebook picture of one of someone who was wearing this really low cut top.
Me: Look at her boobs. They’re just doing their thing, hanging around at the event.
Shorty: Hanging is right *nods*… HAHAHAHAHA
#156
Shorty is behind me while I’m at my computer.
Shorty: Fatty!
Me: What?
Shorty: Guess who Brown belongs to (Brown is the name of the Line bear we recently got).
Me: Who?
Shorty: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
#157
I’m in the car driving when Shorty is talking to me.
Shorty: So this supermarket in the US was being foreclosed on by the bank and lots of poor people were lining up outside waiting to get some of the food they were going to throw out. But then the bank didn’t distribute the food but instead shipped everything out to a landfill.
Me: *stops the car and looks to the left to see this*
Me: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING AIR-CONING YOUR FOOT!
Shorty: HAHAHA “air-coning”… Sorry hot.
Timothy Tiah – Co-Founder of Colony, Kuala Lumpur Co-Working Space