#134
Watching an action movie in the cinema. Action hero attacks a bad guy with a gun resulting in a fist fight and snapping of the bad guy’s neck.
Shorty: Maybe you should learn some of these skills Fatty. Might come in useful.
Me: You mean you want me to learn how to snap someone’s neck?
#135
Shorty: Fatty… studies have proven that women need more sleep than men.
Me: …
Shorty: See? Not my fault…
#136
Me: *walks into our room* What the hell? How did our mirror get there?
Shorty: Hehe… I moved it earlier today.
Me: What? So you can take picture of yourself with the sunlight coming in?
Shorty: Ya…
Me: How did someone so Short and small in size manage to move a mirror much taller than her from one end of the room to the other?
Shorty: Hehe…. magic *snorts*
Me: What are you snorting about?
Shorty: You don’t know meh? The Mr Bean scene when he goes “magic *snorts*”
#137
Shorty and I were out walking around our condo when we passed by the swimming pool
Shorty: WHY IS THE WATER GREEN?!!?
Me: I have no idea. Maybe they didn’t maintain it well.
Shorty: LOOK!! There’s a guy swimming in it.
Me: How do you know he’s swimming and not just melting in the acid water?
Shorty: HAHA!
Timothy Tiah – Co-Founder of Colony, Kuala Lumpur Co-Working Space