#116
Shorty is driving.
Shorty: Do I turn left or right?
Me: Right
Shorty: *turns left*
Me: WTF?!?! What did I say?!
Shorty: Oh sorry sorry… can’t tell left from right sometimes.
#117
Nuffnang had our 6th Birthday Bash on Saturday. Was an awesome event with a bunch of fun Nuffnangers, who all helped our event once again trend on Twitter.
Anyway, at the event…
Friend: Hey Tim you lost weight ah?
Me: Why thank you! Hear that Shorty? From now on you should call me Thinny.
Shorty: What? No… still fat. Always will be my Fatty!
#118
Just after an acupunture treatment with our Chinese Doctor Gin.
Doctor: To exercise your muscle, get a stress ball and keep squeezing it to exercise your muscles.
Me: Oh ok.
*After Doctor leaves*
Me: Do you have a stress ball Shorty?
Shorty: No.
Me: *smiles at Shorty* HAHA
Shorty: What? Squeeze your own boobs. They’re big enough anyway!
Me: WHAT!
Timothy Tiah – Co-Founder of Colony, Kuala Lumpur Co-Working Space