#78
Walking in Pavilion while eating ice-cream
Shorty: Want some ice-cream?
Me: No thanks.
Shorty: Why not it’s nice. Hazelnut !
Me: I just had mine la.
Shorty: Try very nice.
Me: Ok fine…. *takes a bite*… ok here take it back.
Shorty: I dowan already. If I eat more I’m going to throw up.
Me: Then what am I supposed to do with this?
Shorty: Eat it!
Me: Nah remember this ah! It’s you who makes me fat!
#79
Walking towards my car in the car park
Me: Ahh look at my car. I can’t get bored of it. It’s so beautiful. Check out that nice tight ass.
Shorty: Ohhh… always say such things about your car but not your wife huh?
Me: Heh heh.
Shorty: Why don’t you just fuck your car?
Me: And how would I do that? *gets into the car*
Shorty: Well technically… you’re inside her already.
#80
In the morning
Me: Why are you wearing an American flag?
Shorty: HAHA! *sings American Anthem* OHH SAAAY CANN YOU SEEE!!!!
Me: Ok you know what I’m just going to go to work and forget this. Come we leave together.
While walking to our cars
Me: Ok bye Shorty.
Shorty: BYE FATS! *sings American Anthem* OH SAY CAN YOU SEEEE BY THE DAWN’S EARLY LIGHT!!!
After work on the way to dinner
Me: Still wearing the flag huh?
Shorty: *sings* OHH SAY CAN YOU SEEE…
Me: *sings* And I’m proud to be an American… where at least I know I’m free!…… GOD BLESS THE USAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
Shorty: Ok la enough enough.
Me: Ok time for the Malaysian version of that song.
Shorty: *sings* Demi tekad untuk berjaya
Me: NONO that’s not what I have in mind. It’s *sings* “STANDING IN THE EYESSS OF THE WORLD!!!”.
Shorty: Nuuuu that’s not a Malaysian patriotism song!
Me: It is sort of mah.. Commonwealth Games.
Shorty: Fine whatever… turn on my radio again.
Timothy Tiah – Co-Founder of Colony, Kuala Lumpur Co-Working Space