A few days ago, Joel and I met up with a friend who works at an international lingerie brand whom I shall refer to here as Sarah.
Sarah was telling us all about lingerie, everything from the different kinds of product lines they have to the types of bras ladies wear in different parts of the Asian region.
Take for example, women in Hong Kong buy (and wear) different type of bras that women in Taiwan and women in Malaysia and Singapore. Women in Taiwan apparently like to wear flowery or over the top kind of designs like this.
Whereas women in Malaysia for example stick to the conservative skin colour or black bras.
Anyway halfway through our lesson on lingerie, she went on to say
“Hey do you know that all my models who model for our products are very slim and yet have very big boobs”.
Naturally, Joel and my reaction was
“YAU MOU?!?!?!”
And she assured us that it was true.
We asked
“Eh maybe you could introduce us to some of those models so we can verify”
But she said
“Nice try guys”.
Anyway she went on to say that it really isn’t very hard for a girl to have big boobs and she gave us 3 theories in which a girl can go about to grow her own boobs.
Of course, I just had to verify each of those methods so I consulted one of my blog readers that I recently happened to meet lately.
Meet Dr. Mike Lai who graduated with a medical degree from the UK.
So I’m going to present the 3 methods and whether they have any scientific proof behind it at all from Dr Mike.
Theory Number 1: Eat plenty of fish
Sarah says “If you want to grow big boobs, you have to eat plenty of fish. Look at the average Japanese girls, why are they so well endowed, because they eat a lot of seafood”.
Dr Mike says “There isn’t any scientific proof to back that claim up.”
Theory Number 2: Drink plenty of milk
Sarah says “You should always drink a lot of milk during your menstrual time”.
Dr Mike says “Again there is no scientific proof to back this up but this doesn’t necessarily mean it’s not true. It could just be from a lack of research because there isn’t so much of a financial gain that anyone can get from doing a research on this”.
Theory Number 3: Have your bf fondle your boobs.
Sarah says “Shag more often and have your bf fondle your boobs as much as you can.”.
HAHAHAHA Can you imagine that?!?! I promise you all that she really really said that!
I bet many of you guys now are praying that this theory will turn out to be true and here’s what the Doctor explains.
Dr Mike says “Yes in theory this could work because the more you fondle a boob the more you stretch the ligaments which hold it into place which then in the long run makes your boobs grow bigger. However, if you really want to grow your boobs this way you’re going to need to do a LOT of fondling. Like 3-4 hours a day!”
At this point of reading my blog entry, I’m sure many of the guys who read this will be thinking
“YES!!!! YESSSS!!!! YESSS!!!!!! WHAT DID I DO IN MY PAST LIFE TO DESERVE THIS!!?!?!? HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHHA!!!!!”
And many of the girls will be thinking
“Shit.. I better make sure my bf doesn’t see this entry”.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!!!!
Timothy Tiah – Co-Founder of Colony, Kuala Lumpur Co-Working Space