Rambo has had so much influence in my life.
I mean just not too long ago in my Counterstrike days, whenever I felt ball-sy and decided to go alone against an entire team of bad guys (and of course died), my friends will always say
“YOU THINK YOU RAMBO AR?”
And I bet that prior to reading the title of this blog entry, you have never ever heard the words
“Rambo” and “Fag” in the same line before.
Even after I put that line as my blog title you can’t believe that I really mean that…. and it’s true.. I don’t… Rambo is no fag!
RAMBO is DA MAN!!!
And it doesn’t matter that his first film debut was in a hardcore porn film called Party at Kitty and Stud’s.
I mean, put 1,000 of the most dangerous and violent people in the world on a jungle island.
Give them all the machine guns and bombs in the world and tell them to work as a team and kill anyone else that comes on to that island.
Then, throw Rambo on to that same island and give him nothing but a giant Disneyland lollipop and Rambo will still have them all beaten to death with that piece of candy.
Now Sylvester Stallone is old…. last I checked, he already passed 60.
That’s grandpa territory over there.
But I recently came across the trailer of his new upcoming Rambo movie: John Rambo.
Behold!
Watch the most violent movie trailer of all time!
Note to self: Don’t phuck with Rambo!
(And don’t call him no fag… he has balls so big it makes a bull’s nuts look like marbles)
Timothy Tiah – Co-Founder of Colony, Kuala Lumpur Co-Working Space