I woke up this morning and I checked my e-mail. Guess what I found?
YOUR EMAIL ID HAS WON $1,000,000.00 USD!!! CONGRATULATIONS!!!
FROM: PROMOTIONS DEPARTMENT OF STAATSLOTERIJ INTERNATIONAL,
WINNING NOTICE FOR CATEGORY”A” WINNER-
Ref. No.- LSLUK/2031/8161/06
BATCH NUMBER: 14/011/IPD.
Staatsloterij International has just concluded its final draws of it’s periodical promotional program.An exclusive list of email addresses of thousands of individual and corporate bodies were picked by automated random computer search from the internet with serial number 5772-54 drew the lucky numbers 3-4-17-28-35-44and consequently won in the First Category.No tickets were sold. Your email address emerged as one of seven winners in the silver stakes category”A” as email addresses were soughted, from a total number of 1,000,000 addresses drawn from all over the globe. After an automated computer ballot of our International Promotions Program, only Seven winners emerged in this category and therefore each are to receive payouts of $1,000,000.00 usd from the total of $7,000,000.00 usd ( Seven million united states Dollar )
However, every email address selected was accompanied by a reference and ticket number,after the cyber lotto selection, the below ticket and reference numbers emerged as one of the lucky winners in the above category.CONGRATULATIONS!!!
Reference number for your prize is:Ref. No.- LSLUK/2031/8161/06
BATCH NUMBER: 14/011/IPD.
ticket number 50941465206-529
For your prize claim processing, we have employed the service of an lnternational Trust firm. They are to handle the transfer of your cash prize of 1,000,000.00 Dollar in line with our procedures and upon your directions.Your prize has been insured to its full value with your email address and will be transferred to you under their professional service.
To immediately initiate the processing of your prize claim, please contact the under-mentioned at our claims department;
Tel: +31-644 945 401.
In your best interest(s), you must initiate contact within three weeks of receipt of this Correspondence. Attorney/Fiduciary Agents, are to handle all matters with regards to legalization of your winning documents.You are also advised to send a copy of this email, to the Director of operations at the claims department, Mr.Frank Vincent,when contacting him.
You may be required to provide any of the above information during the process of collecting your prize. We congratulate you once again and it is our hope that you participate in any of our international programs in the nearest future.
Thank you and CONGRATULATIONS!!!.
I AM RICH !!! I AM RICH !!! AHAHAHHA I AM RICH!!!!!
I AM NO LONGER POOR!!!!! Lance, go collect your own coke cans.. I don’t have to collect cans anymore! In fact Lance, I’ll buy you a million coke cans ok?Smash come lets go Jogoya!!!
Seriously… how stoooooopid do these people think I am?
They think I’m going to reply them saying
“Thank you so much Mrs. Veldhuizen! Attached to this e-mail is my phone number, my home address, my bank account number, my credit card number with expiry date and verification code, my passport and my identity card number.
I will also be sending you the deed to my house, all the share certificates of every asset I ever owned and also the deed to my balls (both of them).
Please send the USD 1,000,000 to me and please try not to do anything dodgy with my personal details. But I know you won’t Maam… because you’re giving me $1,000,000 so you won’t do such a thing right maam? Right?