We’re on the plane to Tokyo when suddenly Shorty goes:
Me: What what?
Shorty: NOOOO NO NO NO!!!
Shorty: I think I remember what I forgot to bring now.
Shorty: My breast pump.
Me: WHAT?! (This is a big deal because Shorty is still breastfeeding so she needs to pump milk twice a day or her boobs will explode).
Shorty: I remember packing it into the bag last night but I took it out this morning to pump again before we left for the airport and I can’t remember if I put it back.
Shorty: I guess you’re going to have to suck the milk out Fats…
Shorty: What do you mean No? George did it for his wife.
Me: He did? Why?
Shorty: She had a blocked duct or something so he had to unblock it.
Me: Yes.. that’s a blocked duct. You’re asking me to suck out two full milk bottles of milk. That’s more than Fighter drinks at one go. NO!
Shorty: You gonna have to.
Me: NO! You’re just going to have to buy a manual pump.
When we landed and got our check-in bags she quickly opened it to look for the pump.
Shorty: So when do you want to start sucking it out Fats?
Shorty: HAHA Joking la.. it’s here.